(HOMO)SEX MEME.
14 years ago
Because someone mentioned it earlier today and then I saw a few in my journals while I was looking for something.
SO HERE. >:C
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I prefer night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Not particular.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.
5. How often? Lately?
Semi-frequently.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
APPARENTLY I HAVE FFFFFFFFFF. (I was reeeeally drunk. THANK YOU SPEXFOX.)
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope. Groped but nothing particularly naughty. :V
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Take me! Ohh~
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No. Got some special people, though. :3~
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not even close.
13. Would you choose money or love?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Foreplay, foreplay, foreplay.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
... No?
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A bed? lol
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Haven't had sex in any particularly weird places. <.<
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
If I weren't so cautious I would've been today. FFFFFFFFFFFF. >:C
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Hell no.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Been hit on, but I never let it go anywhere. :V
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Mmmhmmmm.
24. What's your sexuality?
FAGGOT
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Two. Vibrator (dead motor now) and a dildo. So two dildos I guess? lol.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
God I hope not.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Maybe when I was drunk once? lol
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
OMG SODOMY. (Kindasorta?)
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
On back, legs up. Pretty close to this, actually:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3772749/
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Getting pounded. Unf. Double up. Unf unf.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.
40. Do you want to have sex with someone right now?
Not right now. I'm still sore from earlier. ;o;
SO HERE. >:C
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I prefer night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Not particular.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.
5. How often? Lately?
Semi-frequently.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
APPARENTLY I HAVE FFFFFFFFFF. (I was reeeeally drunk. THANK YOU SPEXFOX.)
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope. Groped but nothing particularly naughty. :V
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Take me! Ohh~
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No. Got some special people, though. :3~
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not even close.
13. Would you choose money or love?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Foreplay, foreplay, foreplay.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
... No?
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A bed? lol
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Haven't had sex in any particularly weird places. <.<
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
If I weren't so cautious I would've been today. FFFFFFFFFFFF. >:C
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Hell no.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Been hit on, but I never let it go anywhere. :V
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Mmmhmmmm.
24. What's your sexuality?
FAGGOT
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Two. Vibrator (dead motor now) and a dildo. So two dildos I guess? lol.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
God I hope not.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Maybe when I was drunk once? lol
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
OMG SODOMY. (Kindasorta?)
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
On back, legs up. Pretty close to this, actually:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3772749/
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Getting pounded. Unf. Double up. Unf unf.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.
40. Do you want to have sex with someone right now?
Not right now. I'm still sore from earlier. ;o;
This meme is about actual nookie and not interwebs. Silly thing~
:V
TODO: Import Toby.