I know the whole four people who watch me probably haven't even read anything I've written (or have, but haven't said anything), but I feel I should say something.

I haven't written anything of quality in a long while.

Is it possible that I've lost the ability?

That aliens came down from another galaxy, inhabited my brain and, subsequentially, my hands, and stole my ability to write?

Maybe my writing prowess is what their civilization needed to continue evolution, or to cure disease. Maybe by losing my ability to write, I saved an entire planet from space cancer.

Maybe that's all true. But still, alien guys, can you give me my writing skill back? Please? :(

I mean, I'm cool with helping a few folks out, especially from space cancer, but really.

I'd like to write something now. Aliens, if you're reading this, please give me my writing power back. Thanks.