You are a meanie! >:D

Horses are secretly planning to conquer the world. While we sleep, they plan XD

I LOVE BOXERZ

The gift is a lie D:

I am pregnant.

I have a burnt chocolate uterus!!

I killed a man with a fish once, true story! He came at me and I brained him over the head with a large frozen fish, I screamed and screamed at him, but I guess he had a Herring problem

best



joke



ever

Floundered on that a bit, but you could say I did it on porpise and I have no sol

You sir have an amazing gift for marine-life word-puns o___Q
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And you made me lol 0_0

I try, he'll I had a blown seal on my car, when asked about it I told the mechanic to leave my personal life out of my car repairs

xD
thanks for the laugh ^________^

And thanks for the watch too =3

no prob ^^

Contrary to popular belief I don't have a sense of smell.

Capcom is making Breath of Fire 6 for the PS3!

[Lie] Foxes are innocent[/Lie] :3

At the Gas station, filling up and not paying: "No, we don't have to pay; this little Toyota is an undercover car for the FBI".

George Bush cares about black people.

You heard,they made hoverboards.

I am a conservative Christian. :D

I'm quitting furry! Be back later!

im a straight fairy who can grant world peace

This fat friar walked up to me today and told me 'life is short, make it last'. That was one deep, fat friar.

Give it a moment.

That was amusing and facepalm worthy at the same time.

The cake isn't a lie.
Thats nice... Right??

no, the pie is a lie

it rythmes so it must be true

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Rhymes are serious buisness!:O

The legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword is coming out next week

I'm really a 6-year old Albanian transvestite.

I CAN MAKE ALL OF YOUR DREAMS AND TWISTED FANTASIES COME TRUE.

I have a spy cam installed so I literally know what you did there!

Hot sex is now permitted in all public areas, buildings and houses of worship.

I love you.

My name is Stephen and I like quiche.

All this time, i have been a petite brunette using my fursona to escape my life of confinement through feminine expectations by society.

Hitler is still alive, and is in control of Obama.

I thought we were telling lies here

I'm actually Chuck Norris. I've been waiting for this day to come out of the furry closet. And to sell you fat asses gym equipment.

I'm not here for the prize!

I haven't changed my underwear in a month.

Money will get you everywhere in life.

[LIE]I know you do. ;3[/LIE]

I draw better than you

The cake is real.

I'm here only to get the prize; the concept of coming up with an amusing lie doesn't appeal to me at all.

I'm actually a spoiled rich kid who gets on this site to pay others for art instead of practice.

I hate your work - You are anything but an inspiration to me and I totally don't care to know you on a personal level.

My life would have been so much better had I never found out my parents were actually my grandparents, and my real mother never came back for me that day.

Don't worry, I'm on the pill, totally HIV negative, and my pregnancy test came back clean. You should be all set.




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My mother in law and I get along SO well! We're the best of friends!!
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I am a innocent puppy

[lie]You're a scumbag! I don't know how the internet could have such a bad guy as you! I'm also as bad, since I fantasize and go around trolling and creating lulz for mahselfs! P.S. Ur art sux, alot! >X3 [/lie]

I like Madona.

[LIE]I'm really a girl.[/LIE]

I'm in perfect health right now.

"summer wars" is rated R, so you cant watch it

I once won an award for punching bitches in the face. My sideburns make a beautiful melody when the spring winds blow through them.

Beau is not blue.

Justin Beiber is actually a boy. BO

My shaved my bros legs with a toothbrush.

FA is a clean and pure site!

You Suck :)

Your awesome.

okay here is mine...

"i don't care about your stupid prize..."

april fool's day!

I am going to win a prize for this.

The new user interface and improved backend software for FurAffinity will be ready any day now.

It's friday

I didn't write anything on your journal

[LIE]This is not a lie.[/LIE]

DOLPHINS ARE THE REASON THE HOLOCAUST STARTED 'o'

2012............enough said

or global warming XD

[lie]everything you think you know[/lie]

[Lie]This is not the comment you're looking for [/lie]

I'm god.

I never lie.

I am your long lost twin brother.

I once ate a mouse... alive.

I am an example of callipyian excellence.

[LIE]I don't remember why I am watching you... [/LIE]

[LIE]All the watcher I watch, I really don't actually like. I only watch them so I can steal their art styles and use it to make mine better. I would try to sabotage other people's art and put it up to show to make their art career horrible. The funny thing is, your one of the top 10 people on that list. >:) watch out....hehehehehe ur number 1!!!! [/LIE]

I do not lie


[LIE]I once made a person cry by finding her lost puppy.[/LIE]

Well I wasn't going to tell anyone but the other day when I went out on a walk I was hit upside the head and knocked unconscious, I woke up falling into a lake strapped to a chair, I know this is cliche but it's true! I quickly shook and got my pocket knife out of my pocket and cut the rope that had me tied to it and got out just barely making it to the top of the lake without suffocating. After resting for a few minutes trying to get my bearings I looked around for any clues as to what happened and found a flyer for a bakery nearby, I had to check it out.

It took a few minutes but I ran to the bakery, inquiring about the strange occurrence that went on, the store keep only looked at me in horror and wouldn't say anything, I started to get a bit frustrated then suddenly I saw a poster on the wall and it all made sense, it was a hit by the national society of cake! But why would they be after me? I loved cake, though I did always think pie was a bit better.

I quickly got together a crack team of friends and tracked down these guys, beating in the door to their company SMG's blazing, we destroyed everything and shot down everyone who dared cross us, getting to the bottom of things. It had to have been a master plan devised by none other than the cake head president. We held him at gunpoint and demanded an answer, but he wouldn't say anything so we roughed him up. Eventually the cops showed, they were in the cake's pocket as well! We went down in a blaze of glory, suddenly I saw a bright flash and was passed out again.

I woke up in someone else's house, holding a big stick like a gun, and quickly was handcuffed and sent to the courts. I now have 10 to 25 years for 2 counts of assault and 1 count of trespassing.

I still don't know what happened, but I'm doing my time now. Maybe I shouldn't have drunken so much at that party?

April Fools

Hopefully that wasn't too lame.

[LIE]I ate all the cookies in your cookie jar :3c[/LIE]

My balls are, like, so tiny. It's not even funny. Seriously, they're practically concave.

I will never lie!

I'm merciful when I kill filthy, ignorant biggots..

i killed your dog :3

I'm under your bed. :3

I don't lie to people that I trust.

I'am gay.

I'm planning on becoming a woman sometime after my 18th birthday ;D

But there's no rule that says a giraffe can't play basketball!

your bad at sex (Y)
:D

I am always on time for everything, ever.

PS3 has games.

i worship the devil which is ur mom