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Pokémon meme (Graedius edition™)
14 years ago
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Same meme that everyone else is doing, but for pervert furfags like myself!
The scale is based on how hard I'd bang that..
Note that the least-bangable category doesn't include obviously ridiculous things like Slugma or Spiritomb. The least-bangable thing that's feasible to fuck~! Most categories wll generally exclude legendaries unless it's really prominent (save for the Legendary category, of course.)
BUG - Ugh, really, we have to start with Bug?
Most bangable: Y'know what, fuck bugs -- and not in that way.
Least bangable: Probably Beedrill, because it's a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
DARK
Most bangable: Umbreon, totally. Possibly my favorite Eevolution now~?
Least bangable: Darkrai, that shit scares me as it is!
DRAGON
Most bangable: Flygon's pretty sexy, definitely the best of the bunch.
Least bangable: Reshiram -- what the fuck is going on with it, seriously?
ELECTRIC
Most bangable: Totally Raichu, perfect size for trainer lovin'. <3
Least bangable: Electivire is both monstrously ugly and terrifying.
FIGHTING
Most bangable: Lucario was created to pander to furries~!
Least bangable: Conkeldurr makes this face: ಠ_ಠ, and is possibly retarded.
FIRE
Most bangable: It's a tie between Ninetales and Typhlosion. Frankly, there are more bangable fire-types to me than any other type, I think.
Least bangable: I always thought Magmar was the ugliest Gen-I Pokémon.
FLYING
Most bangable: One of my only sexual dreams to date involved Articuno -- years and years ago!
Least bangable: Fuck off Zubat!
GHOST
Most bangable: Fuck, I dunno, Gengar? It's kinda like a ghost-Clafairy.
Least bangable: Chandelure belongs on your ceiling, not your dick!
GRASS
Most bangable: Snivy's smug 'cause he knows how bad every furfag wants him~!
Least bangable: Gloom smells like rotting flesh and is possibly retarded.
GROUND
Most bangable: Sandslash has always been a favorite of mine. l3
Least bangable: Piloswine is simultaneously confusing and disgusting.
ICE
Most bangable: Dewgong totally took the stage after InsomniacOvrlrd drew 'em. ;3
Least bangable: Jynx reminds me of Mammy Two-shoes from those old Tom-'n-Jerry cartoons.
NORMAL
Most bangable: Cinccino spontaneously took this spot in the last couple weeks! I'm a huge critter-lover, and look at it's Pokedex -- it's practically a bastion of lavishly soft cuteness~ <3
Least bangable: Slaking is seriously fugly, fuglier than Snorlax by a long shot -- not that I'd hit that either!
POISON
Most bangable: Nidoking fulfills all the size-play fantasies!
Least bangable: Skuntank with fart in yo mouth!
PSYCHIC
Most bangable: Unquestionably Espeon~ Such a pretty thing!
Least bangable: Sex with Musharna would be like sex with Giygas.
ROCK
Most bangable: Aerodactyl for more of that size-play dragon-sex. l3
Least bangable: Probopass is scary enough to look at, let alone stick your dick in!
STEEL
Most bangable: Shit, Lairon, I guess? Looks the most like a living organism/.
Least bangable: Metagross will grind your bones (lawl) to make it's bread.
WATER
Most bangable: I think Floatzel has taken this one over, though Vaporeon is super close.
Least bangable: Tympole is a decapitated baby head that flops around helplessly!
STARTER
Most bangable: Snivy, still -- though Charmander's a close second. Did you know that the first sexual thought I can remember having about anything was Charizard? Yeah. And not because he was abusive to Ash, either~!
Least bangable: Chimchar is a fucking monkey.. >:|
LEGENDARY
Most bangable: Probably Lugia, kinda fills my dragon and bird love all at once! <3
Least bangable: Giratina is a creation that haunts my nightmares, seriously. That shit's fucked up.
Top Ten
10. Arcanine
09. Snivy
08. Zangoose
07. Vaporeon
06. Umbreon
05. Floatzel
04. Cinccino
03. Raichu
02. Typhlosion
01. Ninetales
There we go.
I hope you enjoyed my foray into Poképerversions. <3
Please use this list as a reference of what porn to draw and to not-draw. l3
The scale is based on how hard I'd bang that..
Note that the least-bangable category doesn't include obviously ridiculous things like Slugma or Spiritomb. The least-bangable thing that's feasible to fuck~! Most categories wll generally exclude legendaries unless it's really prominent (save for the Legendary category, of course.)
BUG - Ugh, really, we have to start with Bug?
Most bangable: Y'know what, fuck bugs -- and not in that way.
Least bangable: Probably Beedrill, because it's a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
DARK
Most bangable: Umbreon, totally. Possibly my favorite Eevolution now~?
Least bangable: Darkrai, that shit scares me as it is!
DRAGON
Most bangable: Flygon's pretty sexy, definitely the best of the bunch.
Least bangable: Reshiram -- what the fuck is going on with it, seriously?
ELECTRIC
Most bangable: Totally Raichu, perfect size for trainer lovin'. <3
Least bangable: Electivire is both monstrously ugly and terrifying.
FIGHTING
Most bangable: Lucario was created to pander to furries~!
Least bangable: Conkeldurr makes this face: ಠ_ಠ, and is possibly retarded.
FIRE
Most bangable: It's a tie between Ninetales and Typhlosion. Frankly, there are more bangable fire-types to me than any other type, I think.
Least bangable: I always thought Magmar was the ugliest Gen-I Pokémon.
FLYING
Most bangable: One of my only sexual dreams to date involved Articuno -- years and years ago!
Least bangable: Fuck off Zubat!
GHOST
Most bangable: Fuck, I dunno, Gengar? It's kinda like a ghost-Clafairy.
Least bangable: Chandelure belongs on your ceiling, not your dick!
GRASS
Most bangable: Snivy's smug 'cause he knows how bad every furfag wants him~!
Least bangable: Gloom smells like rotting flesh and is possibly retarded.
GROUND
Most bangable: Sandslash has always been a favorite of mine. l3
Least bangable: Piloswine is simultaneously confusing and disgusting.
ICE
Most bangable: Dewgong totally took the stage after InsomniacOvrlrd drew 'em. ;3
Least bangable: Jynx reminds me of Mammy Two-shoes from those old Tom-'n-Jerry cartoons.
NORMAL
Most bangable: Cinccino spontaneously took this spot in the last couple weeks! I'm a huge critter-lover, and look at it's Pokedex -- it's practically a bastion of lavishly soft cuteness~ <3
Least bangable: Slaking is seriously fugly, fuglier than Snorlax by a long shot -- not that I'd hit that either!
POISON
Most bangable: Nidoking fulfills all the size-play fantasies!
Least bangable: Skuntank with fart in yo mouth!
PSYCHIC
Most bangable: Unquestionably Espeon~ Such a pretty thing!
Least bangable: Sex with Musharna would be like sex with Giygas.
ROCK
Most bangable: Aerodactyl for more of that size-play dragon-sex. l3
Least bangable: Probopass is scary enough to look at, let alone stick your dick in!
STEEL
Most bangable: Shit, Lairon, I guess? Looks the most like a living organism/.
Least bangable: Metagross will grind your bones (lawl) to make it's bread.
WATER
Most bangable: I think Floatzel has taken this one over, though Vaporeon is super close.
Least bangable: Tympole is a decapitated baby head that flops around helplessly!
STARTER
Most bangable: Snivy, still -- though Charmander's a close second. Did you know that the first sexual thought I can remember having about anything was Charizard? Yeah. And not because he was abusive to Ash, either~!
Least bangable: Chimchar is a fucking monkey.. >:|
LEGENDARY
Most bangable: Probably Lugia, kinda fills my dragon and bird love all at once! <3
Least bangable: Giratina is a creation that haunts my nightmares, seriously. That shit's fucked up.
Top Ten
10. Arcanine
09. Snivy
08. Zangoose
07. Vaporeon
06. Umbreon
05. Floatzel
04. Cinccino
03. Raichu
02. Typhlosion
01. Ninetales
There we go.
I hope you enjoyed my foray into Poképerversions. <3
Please use this list as a reference of what porn to draw and to not-draw. l3
Scolipede is kind of cool, though!
Scolloped is cool too. He's got a 'deal with it' face. :3
Been thinking about it a lot~ <3
You get extra points for not having Oshawott as the least bangable starter. <3 (Unless you totally forgot about it. >3)
I named my Raichu after you, did you know that? l3
I do now, I'm honored~ Please make sure he behaves! x3
Very whiskery~ <3
Great choices though. Typhlosion, Floatzel and Lugia. You nailed three of my top four. <3 Kinda surprised that you'd pick Nidoking, though! And everyone hates Skuntank...that makes me sad. XD
Also:
Least bangable: Skuntank with fart in yo mouth!
A Skuntank who fart in he own mouth a shameful Skuntank.
heartbreaking
I was JUST ABOUT TO say this. Scolipede is very strangely hot, which is weird... because Centipedes/Millipedes scare the crap out of me in real life. o_O