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rollitupz420 [10:45 P.M.]: this is margery sanders im new to the internet and ima single mom so i dont have much time to learn can you help me out a lil ?
hooligan levity [10:47 P.M.]: Sure! The first site you want to visit is whitehouse.com - It has a bunch of really useful information about the internet laws and things of that nature.
rollitupz420 [10:47 P.M.]: i alread ben there
rollitupz420 [10:48 P.M.]: they suggested i go on somwere like this to find out from other people how its done
hooligan levity [10:49 P.M.]: Well, since you've already checked that out, your next stop would be wowomg.com - that is another useful source of information. That site will give you some tips and tricks to make navigating to useful pages easier for you now that you've been briefed on the laws and rules.
rollitupz420 [10:50 P.M.]: nope saw it
rollitupz420 [10:50 P.M.]: didnt help
rollitupz420 [10:51 P.M.]: i wasn hoping you could actualy help and not reference me like some kind of automaton
hooligan levity [10:51 P.M.]: Well, there isn't any reason to be rude.
hooligan levity [10:51 P.M.]: I'm trying to give you sites that I found useful myself.
hooligan levity [10:52 P.M.]: If you don't wish for my help, then that doesn't bother me in the slightest.
rollitupz420 [10:52 P.M.]: "well therer isnt any reason to be rude " <

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you with a ===D in your mouth
hooligan levity [10:54 P.M.]: I fail to see your reference here, what exactly does three equals signs with a "D" have to do with our conversation? I thought that you wanted help with the internet, not math tutoring.
rollitupz420 [10:54 P.M.]: ooooh
rollitupz420 [10:54 P.M.]: rite
rollitupz420 [10:54 P.M.]: umm so youll teach me math?
rollitupz420 [10:55 P.M.]: teach me im willin to learn
hooligan levity [10:55 P.M.]: And please, learn to spell correctly. As a mother, I would expect that you would want to set a positive example for your children. What will they think when they see their mother using improper spelling and capitalization?
hooligan levity [10:55 P.M.]: You don't want them to fail out of school with the excuse that their mother does the same thing, do you?
hooligan levity [10:55 P.M.]: No? I didn't think so.
rollitupz420 [10:56 P.M.]: eye yi captian
rollitupz420 [10:57 P.M.]: so how about that math lession
hooligan levity [10:57 P.M.]: I'm not entirely sure what a lession is or what it has to do with mathmatics, but that sound like something you may want to get checked out by a doctor.
rollitupz420 [10:59 P.M.]: lol
rollitupz420 [11:00 P.M.]: lession is how spell lesson jerk
hooligan levity [11:02 P.M.]: Hm.. You must have been pregnant as a teenager. Otherwise, I fail to see how someone with offspring could have such an atrocious time using the English language.
hooligan levity [11:02 P.M.]: I would suggest you learn another language, because you're butchering this one. It really is quite disheartening.
rollitupz420 [11:04 P.M.]: you hum drum oh so perfect two bit loser dont you know life isnt about being proper but actual universal knowledge like science and math
hooligan levity [11:06 P.M.]: Oh? And without a minimum of a simple grasp of basic capitalization, punctuation, grammar, and spelling, how are you supposed to be able to convey any ideas based off of mathmatic or scientific principals?
rollitupz420 [11:07 P.M.]: with numbers
rollitupz420 [11:07 P.M.]: mostly and mathimatic symbols
rollitupz420 [11:07 P.M.]: no grammer
hooligan levity [11:07 P.M.]: And how exactly are you supposed to explain what these mathmatic symbols mean to others that have not seen them before?
rollitupz420 [11:08 P.M.]: theyre universal so that hopfully would have
rollitupz420 [11:08 P.M.]: now youre just being an a/h
rollitupz420 [11:08 P.M.]: i didnt as for you to lecture me
rollitupz420 [11:09 P.M.]: i askd for help with math
rollitupz420 [11:09 P.M.]: told you i was a mom
rollitupz420 [11:09 P.M.]: and you wont shut up and teach me you keep going on and on about stuff idc
hooligan levity [11:10 P.M.]: When your children come to you asking for math help, how are you supposed to explain to them that a plus sign signifies that you are supposed to find the sum of two numbers? Or when they get into more advanced things like algebra, how are they supposed to understand what a square root signs mean should the teacher fail to explain it properly in a method they can understand? What will they think when their mother is just babbling on incomprehensibly?
rollitupz420 [11:10 P.M.]: dude again shut up
rollitupz420 [11:11 P.M.]: where the math
rollitupz420 [11:11 P.M.]: ?
hooligan levity [11:11 P.M.]: I know that when I was a child, I had to have someone explain to me what the pi symbol means. I didn't just magically know it. How could it have been explained unless the person teaching me had a proper grasp of the English language?
hooligan levity [11:12 P.M.]: You have a serious problem here, and it's quite concerning.
rollitupz420 [11:12 P.M.]: my provlemis i wana leRN ALGEBRA
hooligan levity [11:12 P.M.]: You should want to learn English.
rollitupz420 [11:12 P.M.]: you should want to learn to be nicer
hooligan levity [11:12 P.M.]: Trust me, you will look like much less of a fool.
hooligan levity [11:13 P.M.]: How could anyone take a person seriously on a subject like math if they can't even construct or spell simple words and sentences?
rollitupz420 [11:14 P.M.]: cuz they dont suck?
hooligan levity [11:15 P.M.]: I beleive the word you're looking for there is "because." Also, are your shift and apostrophe keys broken?
rollitupz420 [11:15 P.M.]: no i just dont type everything out
rollitupz420 [11:15 P.M.]: its easier
rollitupz420 [11:15 P.M.]: druh
hooligan levity [11:16 P.M.]: Well, you should. It will make you appear more intelligent, even if you aren't.
rollitupz420 [11:16 P.M.]: to who you? like i care :-P
hooligan levity [11:17 P.M.]: Would you type up a job resume using this abhorrent shorthand? I think not.
hooligan levity [11:17 P.M.]: So why make yourself look more idiotic on the internet by using it in general conversation?
hooligan levity [11:17 P.M.]: After all, you never know who you're chatting with.
hooligan levity [11:17 P.M.]: I could be a potential employer, for all you know.
hooligan levity [11:18 P.M.]: I certainly would not hire someone that abuses the English language as you do.
rollitupz420 [11:18 P.M.]: do you live in new york?
hooligan levity [11:19 P.M.]: Where I live is not the subject of this discussion.
rollitupz420 [11:19 P.M.]: yea it is
rollitupz420 [11:19 P.M.]: i just asked it
rollitupz420 [11:19 P.M.]: and then you just commented on it
rollitupz420 [11:20 P.M.]: and then i just commented on you and me commenting on it
rollitupz420 [11:20 P.M.]: so i guess now it is
hooligan levity [11:20 P.M.]: No, the subject of this discussion is your butchery of the English language.
rollitupz420 [11:20 P.M.]: isnt it
hooligan levity [11:20 P.M.]: An allusion to something does not change the subject to that.
hooligan levity [11:20 P.M.]: Are you mentally impaired in some manner?
rollitupz420 [11:20 P.M.]: i think you were alluting wen you talked about my use of the english
rollitupz420 [11:21 P.M.]: and yea i am mentaly imparied thank you
hooligan levity [11:21 P.M.]: Ah, that explains quite a bit.
rollitupz420 [11:21 P.M.]: why dont you go back to nazi gernmany where you can mistreat everyone who you think is undesireable
rollitupz420 [11:22 P.M.]: you politicly correct whore
hooligan levity [11:22 P.M.]: I probably would, if I was aware of where "gernmany" was, or what it was.
rollitupz420 [11:23 P.M.]: germany*
hooligan levity [11:23 P.M.]: Now see, how am I supposed to know what you're attempting to say if you can't spell correctly?
rollitupz420 [11:23 P.M.]: and im sure you were aware of what i ment you shit eater who fucks kids then then goes to church and acts all proper thats what you are
rollitupz420 [11:24 P.M.]: a scum sucker
hooligan levity [11:25 P.M.]: So much hostility. You really should stop listening to rap music.
rollitupz420 [11:25 P.M.]: at least i dont touch children and then read the dictionary
hooligan levity [11:26 P.M.]: I haven't called you a single name or made one insulting comment toward you. I've been nothing but helpful and you've treated me as if I'm dirt and then appear to expect me to help you with something. Given all of that, I'm the rude one here?
hooligan levity [11:26 P.M.]: Tsk, tsk. What would your children think if they were to read this conversation?
rollitupz420 [11:27 P.M.]: i would watch whos children you talk about my kids dad is a cop
rollitupz420 [11:27 P.M.]: and hes here right now reading this and he knows how to track ips
hooligan levity [11:27 P.M.]: You really do set a bad example for them if your actions here are indicative of your offline personality.
hooligan levity [11:28 P.M.]: Oh, threats? What is he going to do? You contacted me and have not attempted to break such contact. Will he come whine at me?
rollitupz420 [11:28 P.M.]: if you dont want a profile started on your ip address i suggest you stop harrassing me and my children
rollitupz420 [11:28 P.M.]: hell make somthing up he said
rollitupz420 [11:28 P.M.]: dont test him
hooligan levity [11:29 P.M.]: Oh, I hope he does. I'm logging this conversation for documentation purposes.
rollitupz420 [11:29 P.M.]: youll go on a watch list and everything you do will be traced and if anything suspicious goes on on your cpu you can expect a knock on your door
rollitupz420 [11:30 P.M.]: you can save all the conversations you want he said aim convos dont hold up in court cuz there no way to ligitimize them
hooligan levity [11:30 P.M.]: Good, I need to speak with them anyway. There is a neighborhood dog that keeps waking me up during the morning hours when I'm going to bed.
rollitupz420 [11:30 P.M.]: its the fbi that has the list not the cops
hooligan levity [11:30 P.M.]: Well, surely they can pull some strings.
rollitupz420 [11:31 P.M.]: and im sure he can as well
hooligan levity [11:31 P.M.]: Oh, you're going to take care of that dog problem for me? Thank you!
hooligan levity [11:32 P.M.]: See, this is how you should have been acting the whole time. I help you, you be polite and offer to help me in return.
hooligan levity [11:32 P.M.]: I'm glad you've now grasped this concept.
rollitupz420 [11:32 P.M.]: he loged your ip
rollitupz420 [11:32 P.M.]: i told you
hooligan levity [11:32 P.M.]: I'm sure he did.
rollitupz420 [11:33 P.M.]: great good luck
hooligan levity [11:34 P.M.]: It's just too bad that you can't trace IPs though AOL though. Not legally, at any rate.
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