TL:DR Sorry american furrys, don't eat me.

Well I have been meaning to write this for a little while. Not sure why, I felt it necessary. This is mainly for our american cousins.

Some of you may know that recently, there was a British show called OMG. In that, there was a furry who said 'everything in America is about sex'. Well I am that furry. First, I would like to point out, many have found my comment difficult to argue with, but that doesn't mean I said it out of malice.

Secondly, I would like to give the reason I said it. I said it as it was the quickest thing to roll off of my tongue to make a rebuttal tot he comments of Dom Joly, the celebrity comedian who was attempting to play the furry expert. He was quite obviously drunk, and was making certain comments that we were not comfortable with, so something had to be said. This is the comment I used.

However, I love all you furries, no matter what country you are from, and this is a formal apology to offended parties. But come on, it ain't all lies.

Luv Jasper,
The Gentleman Furry Q-^