Theater of the Mind: Equestria now controls Madrid.
14 years ago
This came to me today at work. It seems the forces of ponydom can not be stopped.
The setting is a black and white world ala old footage from the 30s.
*Frame 1*
A reporter is seen talking to Fluttershy who is wearing an old style green army helmet. Other ponies are seen walking in the background. She and they are all in color.
Reporter: You have 4 columns advancing on the city but it is heavily defended. Do you think your forces will be enough?
Fluttershy: Teehee! We have a fifth column inside the city.
*Frame 2*
Scene switches to SF watching a newsreel of the reporters interview being displayed on a wall. He is wearing a military officers uniform and sitting in an office with maps and other strategic planning tools laying arouind. He has a dismissive expression on his face.
SF: Bah! What nonsense. There are no ponies inside the city.....unless.....
*Frame 3*
He now has a look of realization and horror.
SF: .....NO!
*Frame 4*
SF runs to a window and throws it open the shutters. He looks out into a street where 1 of a large double set of doors in a wall has been opened by
Calbeck.
flinters is seen pushing the other open. The street is filled with ponies that have come in through the doors.
*Frame 5*
SF: (quietly in shock) What have you done? (shouting) What have you done?!?
*Frame 6*
Roy is seen as from above with his back turned.
Roy: Friendship.....
He turns around and it is seen that his front is in color and his eyes are wide open with dialated pupils.
Roy: .....is magic.
*Frame 7*
SF is seen from in the office looking out the window. He begins to talk while looking out but turns suddenly to rush back to his desk.
SF: Noooo. I must warn the...
*Frame 8*
SF: ...HURRRRKKK!
As soon as SF turned around and tried to move he got gored in the midsection by Twilight Sparkle's horn.
*Frame 9*
SF falls backwards into a chair clutching his midsection.
foxyfennec is seen fully in color and standing next to Twilight Sparkle with a wide eyed, hypnotized look on her face.
Foxyfennec: It will all be pastel soon.
*Frame 10*
SF looks down at his midsection with a look of anger and pain on his face. As he pulls his hands back instead of blood his gut is covered in a spreading color scheme. His finger that were on the 'wound' seem to be changing into little hooves.
*Frame 11*
SF's right hand is seen removing his pistol from a holster on his side.
SF: Never.....
SF is now seen growling and holding the pistol to his head.
SF: .....A BRONY!!!!
*Frame 12*
A large "BLAMMM!" sound effect is seen with Twilight Sparkle and Foxyfennec looking to where SF is off frame.
Frame 13*
Same view except that TS has turned around and is starting to exit the room.
TS: Come. We have 'friends' to make.
The setting is a black and white world ala old footage from the 30s.
*Frame 1*
A reporter is seen talking to Fluttershy who is wearing an old style green army helmet. Other ponies are seen walking in the background. She and they are all in color.
Reporter: You have 4 columns advancing on the city but it is heavily defended. Do you think your forces will be enough?
Fluttershy: Teehee! We have a fifth column inside the city.
*Frame 2*
Scene switches to SF watching a newsreel of the reporters interview being displayed on a wall. He is wearing a military officers uniform and sitting in an office with maps and other strategic planning tools laying arouind. He has a dismissive expression on his face.
SF: Bah! What nonsense. There are no ponies inside the city.....unless.....
*Frame 3*
He now has a look of realization and horror.
SF: .....NO!
*Frame 4*
SF runs to a window and throws it open the shutters. He looks out into a street where 1 of a large double set of doors in a wall has been opened by
Calbeck.
flinters is seen pushing the other open. The street is filled with ponies that have come in through the doors.*Frame 5*
SF: (quietly in shock) What have you done? (shouting) What have you done?!?
*Frame 6*
Roy is seen as from above with his back turned.
Roy: Friendship.....
He turns around and it is seen that his front is in color and his eyes are wide open with dialated pupils.
Roy: .....is magic.
*Frame 7*
SF is seen from in the office looking out the window. He begins to talk while looking out but turns suddenly to rush back to his desk.
SF: Noooo. I must warn the...
*Frame 8*
SF: ...HURRRRKKK!
As soon as SF turned around and tried to move he got gored in the midsection by Twilight Sparkle's horn.
*Frame 9*
SF falls backwards into a chair clutching his midsection.
foxyfennec is seen fully in color and standing next to Twilight Sparkle with a wide eyed, hypnotized look on her face.Foxyfennec: It will all be pastel soon.
*Frame 10*
SF looks down at his midsection with a look of anger and pain on his face. As he pulls his hands back instead of blood his gut is covered in a spreading color scheme. His finger that were on the 'wound' seem to be changing into little hooves.
*Frame 11*
SF's right hand is seen removing his pistol from a holster on his side.
SF: Never.....
SF is now seen growling and holding the pistol to his head.
SF: .....A BRONY!!!!
*Frame 12*
A large "BLAMMM!" sound effect is seen with Twilight Sparkle and Foxyfennec looking to where SF is off frame.
Frame 13*
Same view except that TS has turned around and is starting to exit the room.
TS: Come. We have 'friends' to make.
ShadowFox24
~shadowfox24
OP
Wow... I guess there was just something in the air last night.
Sheepdog
~sheepdog
Resistance is futile!
foxyfennec
~foxyfennec
I have to say... you know an awful lot about our friends from Equestria... ;)
ShadowFox24
~shadowfox24
OP
What? All I know is their names and ooooOOMG I KNOW THEIR NAMES!!!!
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