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You call this a horror film?!?
14 years ago
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*cracks his neck from side to side*
Since being on this site, I have rarely made comments about movies and games, if they are good or bad, out in today's market. I have decided to change that policy after seeing the clips for the 'horror' film known as The Human Centipede. Now this is not a true review as I have never see the entire film, only seeing clips and looking up online. You can call this a rant of some sort but regardless I can say with 100% certainty......
'THIS MOVIE IS -CENSOR-!!!!'
As the Nostalgia Critic would say: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOxt9PoJNkg
So I feel that it is my duty to warn everyone to avoid this movie like it was the Black Plague. I can point out three things that are wrong with this picture:
1. This is not original! Ok, it may be original in 'plot', and I say that lightly, but the way it was presented is redundant and is more confusing then 'scary'. Their is no motivations or lack of explanations of one, and it is just a disturb and sick movie, not 'horror' in any way.
2. This is unrealistic. The clips I saw and bugged the hell out of me is when the doctor explains how the process will be done. I am not a medical student but I can point out several things that are wrong. For one thing the chances of finding people who have the same blood type at random are very low. Here is the clip so I don't have to it all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhfRz6vOg8c&playnext=1&list=PLC283141D2C19E197
Yeah there are more then a thousands things wrong with that as the other two people would die of starvation and dehydrations, and I am not even going to point out the infections.
3. THIS IS NOT A HORROR FILM! This is more of a stupid movie that is disturbing and sick. A horror movie is suppose to bring about fear and the 'fight/flight' drive in a person and so far this movie wants to make me find the writer and punch him in the face several times.
Thank god for Youtube, otherwise I might have seen this movie and be ticked off.
*sighs deeply* Glad to get this off my chest. I'm just glad that........
*looks and sees a production of Human Centipede II in production and looks annoyed*
To Tom Six: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqRxBtNrFs&feature=related
Since being on this site, I have rarely made comments about movies and games, if they are good or bad, out in today's market. I have decided to change that policy after seeing the clips for the 'horror' film known as The Human Centipede. Now this is not a true review as I have never see the entire film, only seeing clips and looking up online. You can call this a rant of some sort but regardless I can say with 100% certainty......
'THIS MOVIE IS -CENSOR-!!!!'
As the Nostalgia Critic would say: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOxt9PoJNkg
So I feel that it is my duty to warn everyone to avoid this movie like it was the Black Plague. I can point out three things that are wrong with this picture:
1. This is not original! Ok, it may be original in 'plot', and I say that lightly, but the way it was presented is redundant and is more confusing then 'scary'. Their is no motivations or lack of explanations of one, and it is just a disturb and sick movie, not 'horror' in any way.
2. This is unrealistic. The clips I saw and bugged the hell out of me is when the doctor explains how the process will be done. I am not a medical student but I can point out several things that are wrong. For one thing the chances of finding people who have the same blood type at random are very low. Here is the clip so I don't have to it all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhfRz6vOg8c&playnext=1&list=PLC283141D2C19E197
Yeah there are more then a thousands things wrong with that as the other two people would die of starvation and dehydrations, and I am not even going to point out the infections.
3. THIS IS NOT A HORROR FILM! This is more of a stupid movie that is disturbing and sick. A horror movie is suppose to bring about fear and the 'fight/flight' drive in a person and so far this movie wants to make me find the writer and punch him in the face several times.
Thank god for Youtube, otherwise I might have seen this movie and be ticked off.
*sighs deeply* Glad to get this off my chest. I'm just glad that........
*looks and sees a production of Human Centipede II in production and looks annoyed*
To Tom Six: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqRxBtNrFs&feature=related
DemitriVladMaximov
~demitrivladmaximov
My faith in "horror" movies ended when they cancelled the Alien prequel which was supposed to be directed by Ridley Scott.
