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14 years ago
LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Tom
- Eye Color: Hazle/Amber/Green
- Hair Style/Color: Bushy, curly, white boy Jewfro, and beard/goatee
- Clothing style: T-shirts, jeans, steel toe work boots
- Best physical feature: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Ignorance/Lack of knowledge, Not being able to provide for those I care about.
- Your guilty pleasure: Typical redneck antics.
- Your biggest pet peeve: Stuck up, prissy ass, yuppy pill gulping fucking city shit people.
- Your ambitions for the future: Get my forge built and smoking, make mead, make runes, explore further into the Old Ways, learn to fence, procure more garb, move out, get back to texas.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Todays the day - I'm gonna smash that fucking alarm clock.
- What you think about most: Getting a new job, fixing my vehicles, my wife.
- What you think about before bed: How my day was, and how much I love my wife. =3
- You think your best quality is: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
- To be loved or respected: Depends on what capacity the person doing either is operating in. As a lover and lifemate? Both. As a colleague? Respect me.
- Beauty or brains: Package deal.
- Dogs or cats: For a straight guy, I fucking hate pussies. =\
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Only when I feel it is absolutely necessary to contain a volatile situation.
- Believe in yourself: Depends on what we're talking about. Sometimes I'm the shit... Sometimes, I'm just shitty.
- Believe in love: I believe in dawnk.
- Want someone: Nope. I done found her.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yes.
- Done drugs: Adrenaline.
- Changed who you were to fit in: I don't "change" per se... But I am very adaptive and can usually get lost in any crowd.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Red, Lime Green, and Black
- Favorite animal: The wild Hozzweiler
- Favorite movie: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
- Favorite game: Elderscrolls IV: Oblivion
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: November, 29th, 2011
- How old will you be: 22
- Age you lost your virginity: 18
- Does age matter: In regards to what?
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Witty, somewhat cynical, knowledgeable, old-fashioned, nerdy, spirited, loyal.
- Best eye color: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
- Best hair color: I'm honestly a sucker for kinky red hair. Like... Irish sex symbol type kinky red hair. Shit makes me moist.
- Best thing to do with a partner: Learn, do, grow, repeat.
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: My freedom, my wife, and my way of life.
- I feel: Oddly elated, content and ready to move.
- I hide: Easter eggs.
- I miss: My job at Muller Welding.
- I wish: to be everything my wife and children will ever need, a accomplished blacksmith and a person remembered by those who I helped in their times of need. Not remembered in a reflective fashion, but remembered for the effect my kindness might have had on them, and hopefully, have it instill the same drive to help others in them.
- Name: Tom
- Eye Color: Hazle/Amber/Green
- Hair Style/Color: Bushy, curly, white boy Jewfro, and beard/goatee
- Clothing style: T-shirts, jeans, steel toe work boots
- Best physical feature: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Ignorance/Lack of knowledge, Not being able to provide for those I care about.
- Your guilty pleasure: Typical redneck antics.
- Your biggest pet peeve: Stuck up, prissy ass, yuppy pill gulping fucking city shit people.
- Your ambitions for the future: Get my forge built and smoking, make mead, make runes, explore further into the Old Ways, learn to fence, procure more garb, move out, get back to texas.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Todays the day - I'm gonna smash that fucking alarm clock.
- What you think about most: Getting a new job, fixing my vehicles, my wife.
- What you think about before bed: How my day was, and how much I love my wife. =3
- You think your best quality is: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
- To be loved or respected: Depends on what capacity the person doing either is operating in. As a lover and lifemate? Both. As a colleague? Respect me.
- Beauty or brains: Package deal.
- Dogs or cats: For a straight guy, I fucking hate pussies. =\
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Only when I feel it is absolutely necessary to contain a volatile situation.
- Believe in yourself: Depends on what we're talking about. Sometimes I'm the shit... Sometimes, I'm just shitty.
- Believe in love: I believe in dawnk.
- Want someone: Nope. I done found her.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yes.
- Done drugs: Adrenaline.
- Changed who you were to fit in: I don't "change" per se... But I am very adaptive and can usually get lost in any crowd.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Red, Lime Green, and Black
- Favorite animal: The wild Hozzweiler
- Favorite movie: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
- Favorite game: Elderscrolls IV: Oblivion
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: November, 29th, 2011
- How old will you be: 22
- Age you lost your virginity: 18
- Does age matter: In regards to what?
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Witty, somewhat cynical, knowledgeable, old-fashioned, nerdy, spirited, loyal.
- Best eye color: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
- Best hair color: I'm honestly a sucker for kinky red hair. Like... Irish sex symbol type kinky red hair. Shit makes me moist.
- Best thing to do with a partner: Learn, do, grow, repeat.
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: My freedom, my wife, and my way of life.
- I feel: Oddly elated, content and ready to move.
- I hide: Easter eggs.
- I miss: My job at Muller Welding.
- I wish: to be everything my wife and children will ever need, a accomplished blacksmith and a person remembered by those who I helped in their times of need. Not remembered in a reflective fashion, but remembered for the effect my kindness might have had on them, and hopefully, have it instill the same drive to help others in them.
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