My muse sucks. I wish I could turn it in for a more reliable one.

I feel the urge to be creative, i mean really creative. I just wanna sit down and have this huge nova of activity and walk away from it with something golden in paw. Unfortunately, the muse that spawns this need to create is being indecisive and refuses to give me a tip of what I should do. What I really wanna do is write. I want to open up a new notepad document and just go with it. I just don't know what to do, though. When I sit down, nothing comes out.

Can someone give me help on ideas or -something-? Even for a small, one page thing. Nothing's coming, and knowing that is making me feel like crap >_<