Female confessions
14 years ago
1.Do you sleep naked?
YES.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
No.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Both... Sex is awesome.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Maybe...
5. Are you a girly girl?
HELL NO.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Myself.
7. Small or large rack?
FF cup. 'Nuff said.
8. Are you short?
...I'm 7' 1". So no.
9. Do you like somebody?
Yeah
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a guy?
Don't have one
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
As long as they smell like men. I wuv manmusk.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Not really.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Used to.
14. Are you double jointed?
One thumb and four fingers. (Actually, the thumb is TRIPLE jointed...)
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
I don't recall anything unusual cause I have the hardest time falling asleep in weird places :p
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Yes. Twice.
17. Is there any type of rumour going around about you?
No.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
No.
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
Tons.
[ ] I wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[ ] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[x] I carry a purse. (It's called a man-bag!)
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[ ] I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Guys are confusing.
[ ] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Red, white and blue.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Hair is not something I look at... unless it's pubic hair.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
No.
4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
Not stare at the rack all the time.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yeah
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
I don't know... How can you tell?
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No way.
8. Do you like your life?
I love it.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
Three times... I've also have two girlfriends stolen.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
On a dare.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Offline it's boys, online it's about even
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
A lot.
15. What are your biggest fears?
Breast cancer. I love my massive bewbs!
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yuh
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Not really... Tall people get bad PR.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Nope
THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE:
Cowboy or Gangster?
Neither.
Preppy or Punk?
Punk. I liek the bad boys.
Face or Body?
Body, especially muscles.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Both. Good cooks are romantic... as are dates.
Sweet or sexy?
Both.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Armani = good taste in clothes
Contacts or glasses?
Neither.
Hair is not something I look at... unless it's pubic hair.
What about males who de-fuzz themselves? I don't like hair...I prefer smooth skin. It shows muscle tone better!
4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
Not stare at the rack all the time.
Okay, guilty as charged. But for any male I imagine it's quite hard to do. O..o We're hard-wired to be attracted to anything with a nice pair, and not being allowed to look is even worse than not being allowed to touch. *sighs*