In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
- "NO U"

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- "...Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Your crush has a crush on me
- "I don't have a crush! I'm engaged."

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
- "I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to fath"

Hurry up would you?
- "NEVAAARRR"

You're so snobbish
- "Yes. I like Snubull"

Wanna settle this outside?
- "Not really"

You afraid of me?
- "Nope"

He/she loves me more!
- "Shut up, Kirby" (My friend, Kirby, is the only one who'd say this)

You have bad grades
- "So do you"

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
- "Well, I have a crush on you too!"

I don't love you.
- "Yes you do"

I think I love you already
- "I know"

Can T copy your answers?
- "No"

I think I have a crush on your friend
- "Boooooooooobs"

Can I sit next to you?
- "Sure"

Would you like to dance with me?
- "I don't dance"

I think you have a crush on me
- "Yep"

you have a cute smile
- "NO U"

Why are you so nice to me?
- "'Cause I'm a nice person"