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Dear News Media
14 years ago
There are plenty of topics and stories you can report about. American economy, corruption in the government, the battles in the Middle East, the relief effort in Japan, etc etc...
...YOU DO NOT NEED TO REPORT ON A MOTHER PAINTING HER SON'S TOENAILS PINK!! Seriously, are we getting THAT sensitive here? Hell, when I was 5 or 6, I would sneak into my parent's bedroom and wear her jewelry and shoes. That's NORMAL for a kid my age. Does that make me transgender or homosexual? (Shut up Max) I mean, I thought it was bad when a woman got arrested for showing off a picture of her 3 year old in the tub taking a bubble bath. Now this?
I wonder what's next. Let's peek into the future and see how bad it's going to get. *gets into a Tardis* VWORP VWOPR VWORP *vanishes*
.......
VWORP VWORP VWORP *reappears* ....someday soon, a woman is going to be arrested for calling someone else's baby 'cute' and 'adorable', as those are meant to go towards a girl and not a boy. Just wait and see.
...YOU DO NOT NEED TO REPORT ON A MOTHER PAINTING HER SON'S TOENAILS PINK!! Seriously, are we getting THAT sensitive here? Hell, when I was 5 or 6, I would sneak into my parent's bedroom and wear her jewelry and shoes. That's NORMAL for a kid my age. Does that make me transgender or homosexual? (Shut up Max) I mean, I thought it was bad when a woman got arrested for showing off a picture of her 3 year old in the tub taking a bubble bath. Now this?
I wonder what's next. Let's peek into the future and see how bad it's going to get. *gets into a Tardis* VWORP VWOPR VWORP *vanishes*
.......
VWORP VWORP VWORP *reappears* ....someday soon, a woman is going to be arrested for calling someone else's baby 'cute' and 'adorable', as those are meant to go towards a girl and not a boy. Just wait and see.
Yes. XD
...Thank you evening news, for distracting people with pink toenails and stopping them from building awesome stuff...
I mean, just recently I heard about Justin Bieber (world's number 1 cause of ear cancer) saved his mother's life from a fire! Knowing it was gonna be full of fail, since it's Bieber and all, I checked out the video and all that happens is his mom's hair BARELY catches fire, it's out within half a second since it didn't actually catch fire and then Justine gently pats at her hair, and this is news worthy?
Michael Jackson's hair got set alight and he took it like a fuckin' boss!
Thanks 4 the shout on it, mann; take care as always, Chaos.
Later.
-Bring on some Real News Newspeople-
YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO THIS~