Stop leaving the shit you don't want in the aisles/on the floor/in the panty-bins/in random carts in retail stores. We don't get to fucking leave until all that stuff is organized and neat.

Stop treating our staff like well-oiled machines; we have feelings, too, ya know.

Stop acting innocent when we catch you with TWENTY-FIVE coupons for the same item.

Stop letting your kids toss toys into the aisles where people can slip on them.

Retail: give your employees raises so they don't LEAVE EVERY 6 MONTHS.

Tell your kids not to bother large retail stores at night because they have nothing better to do: all they EVER do is leave open boxes of condoms on the shelves, and fuck up all the work we put into cleaning up the toys.

Don't make stupid complaints in the guest commentary like "hire prettier cashiers". Suck my DICK, and leave better feedback.

Stop leaving liquid spills on the floor without alerting someone. People can get hurt.

I can't stop pondering what it would be like to just stab myself in the throat with a box-cutter in front of large families.

I can't take this anymore. I'm going to pull a Sindel and back-flip/break my own neck on the sales floor.





Dude, fuck retail.