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Electrocat
1.This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
Sure.
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Same as it is.
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
Eh?
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Yesterday, baby sis.
5. What are you excited for?
The possibility of waking up with random amnesia.
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
I can't recall.
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Toothbrush.
9. Have a best friend?
No.
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
Don't believe in it.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
No.
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Everyone.
13. What time is it right this second?
09:06:26
14. What do you want right now?
Sleep.
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
I don't get it.
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
Don't care.
17. When was the last time you cried?
I always cry, even when I don't.
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yes, but no.
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Not hard, I just don't.
20. How fast does your mind change?
Depends on how accurate your proof is.
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
Really? Do tell!
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
No.
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Human nature.
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
Mathematics, universe, future, anxiety.
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Accidental death.
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
They don't make pretty clothes in fat guy size, so no.
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
Don't have one.
28. When is your next road trip?
My filofax doesn't say.
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
No, and why would gender matter?
30. How's your heart?
About 40 years older than it should be.
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
Feel? I'm not important, ever - Fact.
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
Sure hope not, they're bound to be dissapointed.
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Sleep, take #2.
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
In your dreams.
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
No, that'd be highly hypocritical.
36. Who do you not get along with?
Morons.
37. What does you 3rd recent text say?
Loosly translated; "You don't forget to feed the beasts right?"
38. What are you wearing right now?
Besides my reading glasses? Nada.
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Lonely.
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
Can't recall.
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Boy and girl? Uuuh... Kim.
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
"OH GOD DAMNIT I HAVE TO PEE! WHY CAN'T I JUST STAY IN BED, GOD DAMNIT!"
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
No.
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
From time to time, I prefer cracking my neck.
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Uuuuh, either eating and watching a movie, or drinking tea and watching a university lecture.
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
LHL
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
"Björn"
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Define hard.
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
No.
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
My mere existance is awkward.
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nah, only what's in it...
52. Do you have good vision?
Besides the need for glasses, sure.
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Maybe once, don't recall.
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
Only asses.
55. Are you Irish?
Yarr!...nay.. =(
56. Do you use chap stick?
All the time.
57. Do you have any scars?
Yes.
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
No.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
No.
60. Name the last person to text you?
Mother. And I do mean my actual mother, not in the Bateman sense.
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
No, and not because of the age differance.
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
No, but I only have one way to look - retarded.
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
No.
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Mine.
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Ask about the amnesia.
66. Do you fall for people easily?
No.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
No.
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Yes, but not really.
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
tickticktickticktickticktickticktick
70. Want someone back in your life?
Depends.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
Doubtful.
72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
Skin.
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
My 286 Victor.
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Yes, intensely.
75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
Who cares?
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
No. Yes.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Depends, if we're talking about affection and attraction, yes. The religion of Love? No.
78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Body hair.
79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
Same as alway; Science.
80. The first person you loved is?
See #77.
81. Something terrible happened with you?
My existance.
82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
Depends on your definition of love and location to be locked up as well as the circumstances.
Wrong combination: Cannibalism. Right combination: Sex, followed by cannibalism.
83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
That I was someplace else, such as by the VLA, doing research.
84. Ever forced someone to do something?
How should I know.
85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
How is this different from #24
86. How was your first kiss?
Poorly executed and conceptually perplexing.
87. What's your favorite music genre?
Classical.
88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
No.
Electrocat1.This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
Sure.
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Same as it is.
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
Eh?
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Yesterday, baby sis.
5. What are you excited for?
The possibility of waking up with random amnesia.
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
I can't recall.
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Toothbrush.
9. Have a best friend?
No.
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
Don't believe in it.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
No.
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Everyone.
13. What time is it right this second?
09:06:26
14. What do you want right now?
Sleep.
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
I don't get it.
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
Don't care.
17. When was the last time you cried?
I always cry, even when I don't.
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yes, but no.
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Not hard, I just don't.
20. How fast does your mind change?
Depends on how accurate your proof is.
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
Really? Do tell!
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
No.
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Human nature.
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
Mathematics, universe, future, anxiety.
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Accidental death.
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
They don't make pretty clothes in fat guy size, so no.
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
Don't have one.
28. When is your next road trip?
My filofax doesn't say.
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
No, and why would gender matter?
30. How's your heart?
About 40 years older than it should be.
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
Feel? I'm not important, ever - Fact.
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
Sure hope not, they're bound to be dissapointed.
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Sleep, take #2.
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
In your dreams.
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
No, that'd be highly hypocritical.
36. Who do you not get along with?
Morons.
37. What does you 3rd recent text say?
Loosly translated; "You don't forget to feed the beasts right?"
38. What are you wearing right now?
Besides my reading glasses? Nada.
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Lonely.
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
Can't recall.
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Boy and girl? Uuuh... Kim.
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
"OH GOD DAMNIT I HAVE TO PEE! WHY CAN'T I JUST STAY IN BED, GOD DAMNIT!"
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
No.
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
From time to time, I prefer cracking my neck.
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Uuuuh, either eating and watching a movie, or drinking tea and watching a university lecture.
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
LHL
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
"Björn"
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Define hard.
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
No.
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
My mere existance is awkward.
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nah, only what's in it...
52. Do you have good vision?
Besides the need for glasses, sure.
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Maybe once, don't recall.
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
Only asses.
55. Are you Irish?
Yarr!...nay.. =(
56. Do you use chap stick?
All the time.
57. Do you have any scars?
Yes.
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
No.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
No.
60. Name the last person to text you?
Mother. And I do mean my actual mother, not in the Bateman sense.
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
No, and not because of the age differance.
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
No, but I only have one way to look - retarded.
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
No.
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Mine.
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Ask about the amnesia.
66. Do you fall for people easily?
No.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
No.
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Yes, but not really.
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
tickticktickticktickticktickticktick
70. Want someone back in your life?
Depends.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
Doubtful.
72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
Skin.
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
My 286 Victor.
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Yes, intensely.
75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
Who cares?
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
No. Yes.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Depends, if we're talking about affection and attraction, yes. The religion of Love? No.
78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Body hair.
79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
Same as alway; Science.
80. The first person you loved is?
See #77.
81. Something terrible happened with you?
My existance.
82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
Depends on your definition of love and location to be locked up as well as the circumstances.
Wrong combination: Cannibalism. Right combination: Sex, followed by cannibalism.
83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
That I was someplace else, such as by the VLA, doing research.
84. Ever forced someone to do something?
How should I know.
85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
How is this different from #24
86. How was your first kiss?
Poorly executed and conceptually perplexing.
87. What's your favorite music genre?
Classical.
88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
No.
