DnD, sometimes you make it so easy to be naughty
14 years ago
General
I was flipping through the latest 4th edition sourcebook, Heroes of Shadow, when something caught my eye. Now 4E isn't 3E or even 3.5E, it's harder to create flavorful character classes when PC's are lists of attacks. They've worked around that hurdle, somewhat successfully, by folding the vast array of 3rd edition classes into the less numerous, and more restrictive, 4th edition classes.
One such example was by making the blackguard into an alternate paladin. In 3rd edition, paladins and blackguards were seperate entities, considering paladins were a core class and blackguards were a prestige class. But to cut through all the game mechanic clutter, blackguards are now a subgroup of paladins drawing on vice instead of virtue. One such suggested vice is domination.
Yes, they have the advice on how to make a paladin of domination.
Do I even need to outline the erotic possibilites of such a dark warrior? Especially if such a warrior was an orc or a gnoll.
It also has a picture of a dwarf warlock in black leather and buckles wielding a cat-o-nine-tails. Bahamut help the poor DM who has to hear from a player "I bind the minotaur and whip him until he submits."
One such example was by making the blackguard into an alternate paladin. In 3rd edition, paladins and blackguards were seperate entities, considering paladins were a core class and blackguards were a prestige class. But to cut through all the game mechanic clutter, blackguards are now a subgroup of paladins drawing on vice instead of virtue. One such suggested vice is domination.
Yes, they have the advice on how to make a paladin of domination.
Do I even need to outline the erotic possibilites of such a dark warrior? Especially if such a warrior was an orc or a gnoll.
It also has a picture of a dwarf warlock in black leather and buckles wielding a cat-o-nine-tails. Bahamut help the poor DM who has to hear from a player "I bind the minotaur and whip him until he submits."
whinybigfoot
~whinybigfoot
dude not as bad as my campaign, everyone was having sex and it turned into a prego fest, and as well one of my chars seduced and had an orgy with a encampment of orcs as an distraction... ok a half orc female bard with 25 in char and 18 in rest XD
Ziggy Bull
~zigzagziggy
OP
Best quest ever! Though still not as much sex as Game of Thrones.
whinybigfoot
~whinybigfoot
????
Ziggy Bull
~zigzagziggy
OP
George R R Martin's fantasy saga and new HBO series. Lotta boobs.
whinybigfoot
~whinybigfoot
lol wow
Brauner
~brauner
why have i not been bound and whipped yet?
Ziggy Bull
~zigzagziggy
OP
Because I've yet to throw a dwarven leather daddy at you?
Brauner
~brauner
sounds like an intresting story idea.
DemonDragon
~demondragon
I've heard many bad things about 4.0
Ziggy Bull
~zigzagziggy
OP
Nowhere near as many options as 3.5e and all characters work the same way. It's called "Fourcraft" for a reason.
DemonDragon
~demondragon
Sounds disappointing. I really hate how they took out crafting. That is my biggest irk I think.
Ziggy Bull
~zigzagziggy
OP
All characters now seem more like they're in a video game, rather than part of a story with rules.
DemonDragon
~demondragon
that....sounds very disappointing.
Ziggy Bull
~zigzagziggy
OP
Yeah, the standard setting got better, though the characters now seem reduced. But that's where homebrew rules take over and rectify the problems.
Abraxis
~abraxis
It is.
bunnypeeper
~bunnypeeper
Ah, a Paladin of vice, with a Tim Curry voice. Some how , "dungeon master" now sounds dirty... in a very naughty, naughty way.
Ziggy Bull
~zigzagziggy
OP
"I'm just a sweet transmuter."
Zega10
~zega10
Made one ;D
Ziggy Bull
~zigzagziggy
OP
Now go show those gnolls what happens when they defy your god.
Zega10
~zega10
I'll just grind on some gnolls for a few levels.
Loupgaros
~loupgaros
Sounds like fun :D Mind you in one campaign, it didn't feature sex, but it did start to feature romance.... All the more wierder since it was a campaign run with my family XD
Reapdri
~reapdri
*starts whipping
Ziggy Bull
~zigzagziggy
OP
Nope, not giving in yet.
Reapdri
~reapdri
*brands right on the butt cheek*
Ziggy Bull
~zigzagziggy
OP
YOUCH! Okay, getting closer. Probably won't be able to sit for a while.
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