(This is in reference to the random facts I post on my twitter with the hash tag #AmazingFafner. Fafner_DeUrsine is my twitter BTW)

He is not to be confused with Fafner DeUrsine, who is his cousin. Amazing Fafner is an enigma. His existence is only a rumor, and facts about him are only hearsay. What is known is that he is a black polar bear and....thats about it.

But there are some rumors, here they are:
Some say, he pees the color of blue kool-aid.
Some say he speaks five languages, but only all at the same time.
Some say he knows the direction of north at all times, but is always lost.
Some say he only sleeps in the winter.
Some say he can find his way through the dark only using his pubic hair.
Some say his bathroom looks like the cockpit of the space shuttle.
Some say he like the music of Lady Gaga.
Some say he can't understand the concept of high heels.
Some say he uses a cougar as his everyday vehicle, the animal, not the car.
Some say he once lived in an erupting volcano.
Some say his fur is bulletproof.
Some say he can be used as a floatation device in care of a water landing.
Some say he is Kaiser Soze.
Some say he can do linear algebra in his head, but only when using complex numbers.
Some say he is powered by a small nuclear reactor.
Some say he drives a Ford Pinto because he likes explosions.
Some say he can fake an orgasm.
Some say his fursona's fursona is the Easter bunny.
Some say his teeth are made of uranium.
Some say his handwriting can only be read upside down and backwards.
Some say his testicles glow in the dark.
Some say guns sleep with him under their pillows.
Some say he cant see the color gray.
Some say he can only turn at 33.4 degrees.
Some say he can only count in irrational numbers.
Some say he travels at the speed of darkness.
Some say he can only be sexually aroused by lectures on advanced mathematics and naked people.
Some say only furries can understand him.
Some say when he cross dresses his ends up more manly then when he started.
Some say he hates picnic baskets.
Some say he ate Justin Beber and got bad heartburn afterward.
Some say he is black.
Some say honey gets him randy.
Some say he can speak with dolphins.
Some say he got a tattoo of bigfoot on his left harm and a yeti on his right to feel closer to his parents.
Some say he has the world's shortest attention span.
Some say he can literary undress you with his eyes.
Some say he thinks Ke$ha is easy listening.
Some say The Stig is his cousin, 3.14...times removed.