~Tails from 'the Crypt' Memoirs of a Furry Pornstore Worker~

So on my third day of work, I sold $500 worth of merchandise to a single customer. In addition to a massive horse-cock shaped dildo, he bought an 18/8" double-headed dildo, six issues of "Handjob" magazine, and 20 different gay, tranny and lesbian porno dvds. He said he was having a party. I want pictures.

Also had to kick a guy out of the store today. He went next door to a coffee shop and stole the money from their tip jar, and brought it over to us and used it to buy coupons for our adult theatre. My manager ran the guy out of the store, didn't return his money for the coupons he bought (because he stole the money in the first place) and he took it back to the coffee shop and returned it to the cashier whose tips were stolen. He made $3.75 more in tips because my boss gave him the money that the thief spent in addition to the tip money! Justice!

And further more, my boss tasked me with testing a new 'boner pill' we got in. For product knowledge. So I used my free renting ability to pick out some nice porn and I plan to spend a good few hours tonight...testing things. Wish me luck! ;)