Oh snap, it's a meme. Took'd from  piratechick69

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) get married ( to  piratechick69 )
2.) sky dive
3.) write a song that touches people's hearts

Three Names You Go By:
1.) Dan
2.) Spike
3.) Ace

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1.) ace131484
2.) furryguyspike
3.) 'The' Ace

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) my ass
2.) my nimbleness
3.) that I have a functioning penis

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) English
2.) German
3.) Native American

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) most insects
2.) the possibility of making a fool of myself or embarassing myself
3.) getting old

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.)  piratechick69
2.) music
3.) FA

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) those pirate pants that Rachel likes
2.) a t-shirt that says "Classically Trained" and has a picture of a NES
3.) tighty whities

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) Jamiroquai
2.) Earth, Wind, & Fire
3.) Koji Kondo

Three Of Your Favorite Songs (at the moment anyway):
1.) "Together in Electric Dreams" - Giorgio Moroder & Philip Oakey
2.) "Flowerguy's Pool Party" - virt
3.) "Everything" - Michael Buble

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) affection
2.) mutual physical attraction
3.) similar tastes in music

Two Truths And A Lie:
1.) I like to occationally dress like a woman
2.) I've never made love (making love is different from sex, or f@#$ing)
3.) I play guitar awesomely to the n'th degree

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1.) not to be crazy thin
2.) great hair
3.) to have a vagina

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) video games
2.) playing musical instruments
3.) can masturbating be a hobby?

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.)  piratechick69
2.) play video games
3.) watch cartoons

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) film scorer/video game music writter
2.) deli owner
3.) bar tender

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) England
2.) Japan (although I'm afraid to go there)
3.) tropical paradise

Three Pet's Names You Like:
1.) Boy/Girl Cat
2.) Mr. Nutters
3.) Hiphoppopotamus

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) emotional/sensitive
2.) I own makeup
3.) I tend to move like a girl

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) always horny
2.) I like martial arts
3.) I'm forgetful