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Pum-U-Vac, Hu?
14 years ago
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?
I work for a national call center, taking orders from people for things they see on TV. The call center expects you to recieve orders for 100 different things, so they just throw you a caller and throw you a script and you either sink or swim. You don't get to reherse these scripts ahead of time, mind you. A lot of these scripts are for products and offers I wasn't even aware existed until I was reading the script to the caller.
And some of these things are very random and can knock you for a loop once you realize what you're selling. One moment I'm selling someone a money making book, and then another I'm on the phone with someone reading aloud, "We're glad you're interested in our medicare-covered Pum-U-Vac penis pump. How long have you suffered from erectile dysfunction?"
Arrrgh!
It's the kind of thing that embarrasses me.
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