SEXUAL STUFF MEME [NO, I HAVE NO SHAME]
14 years ago
berserkerSeven [B7] began trolling furAffinity [FA] 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Perhaps, I'd consider it.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever side is farthest from the wall, I'm claustrophobic.
4. Do you masturbate?
Occasionally, to release tension.
5. How often? Lately?
Not much..
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA.... Wait, you're serious?
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. It's calming to listen to the water run and feel it hit you.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
YES :3
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I try not to, but I use it as anatomy referenc, thanks to advice from a friend of mine.. lol
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on the INTESITY OF THE MOMENT
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I do love someone on that list... but am I in love with them...? Hmm.....
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A midget's hand full...
13. would you choose money or love?
Love. But money is very much needed right now :/
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Kissing, gripping/scratching/biting, and sex.... What? You said "in bed", not "during sex"..! x3
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet..
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
The car, parked on top of a hill at night that shows the stars and overlooks the city :D
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A tool-shed display at SEARS ;D
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes. LUCKILY only by my friends.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I'm not 21 yet :B
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Umm... I thought I explained, I'm not 21 yet.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
What don't you fucking understand?! I'M NOT 21 YET!!!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
MANY MANY MANY times...
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexualé, though I rarely start things with girls, 'cause I still get those nervous "little school-boy" butterflies around them.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
The very first, "World Trade Center", starring Nicholas Cage.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
That's how it aaaaaaaall started xD
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Lol yes, but I completely regret it.. I slept with a best friend's boyfriend, while we were all working at The Carnival..
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
NEVER. Wait... Does Spencer's Gifts count?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
If Spencer's counts: I bought fruity-flavored Dick-shaped lolipops, and ate them with friends at highschool :D
30. Do you own any sex toys?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NEVER.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
You really should pay attention to my answers more... :/
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
They shouldn't!! D8
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope :)
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I wouldn't know what qualifies as phone sex :I
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I wouldn't know what qualifies as cyber sex :I
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Only if ejaculation is involved... LOL that's a funny sounding word... EJACULATION! LOLOLOLOL
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
That one where you do that one thing, where the penis enters an ass or a vagina or a mouth and stuff happens like when it makes you feel good and you squirt stuff out of the penis after a while... Yeah, that.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
"Biting and scratching my partner whilst in the heat of passion"
Perfectly put..
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Technically, no. Had a "threesome", but I wasn't allowed to stick it any place that wasn't a mouth :/
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
YOU, you sexual deviant, you~
Perhaps, I'd consider it.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever side is farthest from the wall, I'm claustrophobic.
4. Do you masturbate?
Occasionally, to release tension.
5. How often? Lately?
Not much..
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA.... Wait, you're serious?
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. It's calming to listen to the water run and feel it hit you.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
YES :3
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I try not to, but I use it as anatomy referenc, thanks to advice from a friend of mine.. lol
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on the INTESITY OF THE MOMENT
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I do love someone on that list... but am I in love with them...? Hmm.....
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A midget's hand full...
13. would you choose money or love?
Love. But money is very much needed right now :/
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Kissing, gripping/scratching/biting, and sex.... What? You said "in bed", not "during sex"..! x3
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet..
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
The car, parked on top of a hill at night that shows the stars and overlooks the city :D
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A tool-shed display at SEARS ;D
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes. LUCKILY only by my friends.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I'm not 21 yet :B
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Umm... I thought I explained, I'm not 21 yet.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
What don't you fucking understand?! I'M NOT 21 YET!!!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
MANY MANY MANY times...
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexualé, though I rarely start things with girls, 'cause I still get those nervous "little school-boy" butterflies around them.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
The very first, "World Trade Center", starring Nicholas Cage.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
That's how it aaaaaaaall started xD
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Lol yes, but I completely regret it.. I slept with a best friend's boyfriend, while we were all working at The Carnival..
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
NEVER. Wait... Does Spencer's Gifts count?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
If Spencer's counts: I bought fruity-flavored Dick-shaped lolipops, and ate them with friends at highschool :D
30. Do you own any sex toys?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NEVER.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
You really should pay attention to my answers more... :/
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
They shouldn't!! D8
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope :)
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I wouldn't know what qualifies as phone sex :I
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I wouldn't know what qualifies as cyber sex :I
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Only if ejaculation is involved... LOL that's a funny sounding word... EJACULATION! LOLOLOLOL
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
That one where you do that one thing, where the penis enters an ass or a vagina or a mouth and stuff happens like when it makes you feel good and you squirt stuff out of the penis after a while... Yeah, that.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
"Biting and scratching my partner whilst in the heat of passion"
Perfectly put..
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Technically, no. Had a "threesome", but I wasn't allowed to stick it any place that wasn't a mouth :/
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
YOU, you sexual deviant, you~
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