Yeah, another questions meme.

1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Run over and put him out. Does it matter if it's my ex? Would I recognize them if they're on fire?

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
As long as I know who the father is, I'm happy for her.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
A few minutes ago, but sadly, it was an online asshole so I couldn't.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Beer, and I regretted it this morning.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
In my case, any gained weight is good, but I think I just remained stable as usual.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Cheetos? Yuck!

7. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you do?
It's not the word bitch, it's the context I'm interested in.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
No idea, I kind of only have girl names in mind.

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Not telling (this IS just hypothetical, right? 'Cause I don't have kids?

10. What are you craving right now?
To do something constructive.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
Music. Fortunately, it were tears of joy.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
I keep it, I'd feel kind of awkward to make a fuss over two cents.

13. What color is your tissue box?
The same colour as the thing behind it, seeing how I don't have one.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No fan, but there probably is dust up there regardless.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
Don't remember the last time I received voicemail, can't stand the things.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?
No, just removed.

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
I thought I'd broken my arm when I made a fast motion with it. I just strained it but it hurt a lot and I had no idea how to get to the hospital and how much it would cost.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
No, and hopefully I never will work at that kind of place.

19. What kind of car do you want?
Any car that's low maintenance and low polluting and low cost is fine by me. But a Hyundai would get me in my dad's good books.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
A cheeseburger meal.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
No, and the only garage we've ever had is barely big enough for our car.

22. What color is your cell phone?
Grey.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Tuborg beer.

24. Are you happy right now?
Yeah.

25. Who came over to your house last?
My friend who lives out of town. He was driving through and I didn't think I would see him again so soon. That made my day.

26. Do you drink beer?
Yeah, but only when I socialize. Otherwise, I think it's kinda gross.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No, and a good thing too, because I'd have believed it. I was a very gullible child.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
I'm not that precious about them, to be honest.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Shrek 2.

30.What is in your pocket?
Nothing.

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
And if you're single?

32. Where do you hurt?
The underside of my jaw, when I touch it.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
No. Didn't know what it was until yesterday.

34. What’s something fun you did today?
I met my friends and had pizza. And I listened to some cracking music.

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?
Dunno what that is.

36. When is your birthday?
August 19

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
No car, so that would be no.

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
Two; Maryland and Georgia.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
Any white milk that tastes good. I love chocolate milk too, but only if I mix it myself.

40. What are you going to do after this?
Good question.

41. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
My parents.

42. What is something you need to go shopping for?
Milk, that milk question reminded me.

43. Do you have the same first name as one of your relatives?
No, but my first name and my middle name is the same as one of my dad's friends at work, which annoys me.

44. What kind of car do your parents drive?
Hyundai Starex.

45. Are you rich?
Not in monetary terms, no.

46. What color is your couch?
My dream couch is red, oddly enough.

48. What famous person do you look like?
I look too much like my parents to look like anybody else. I used to think I looked like Thom Yorke, but I don't see it anymore and neither should you.

49. Does someone like you right now?
I hope so.

50. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?
I hope I would fail, considering that I'm not a girl.

51. Favorite pop-tart flavor?
Ahem, pass.

52. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
No, but my uncle did go to prison once. Totally unfair, great guy, he just can't go to the US now.

53. What are your plans for the weekend?
Watch some good movies, draw and play videogames. My three basic food groups.

54. Do you like the color green?
I love it, but you can have too much of it.

55. Who was the last person you sent an instant message to?
My friend from school.

56. Last restaurant you went to?
A lovely (but expensive) steakhouse.

57. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
Around eight, I think.

58. Do you swear at your parents?
Only when underlining a point, and then I apologize.

59. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
My mom might be thinking about me.

60. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
I've removed clothes, does that count?

61. What is your ringtone?
Rather nondescript. It would be fancier if my phone weren't so primitive, like the TMNT tune.

62. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Socializing, and tagging along with my two drunk friends.