It is a hard job finding someone worthy enough to be my apprentice, to fight Space Orcs and tend to the HindenGucci. But I do believe I have found someone who has taken on hell, and the media and has come out on top, and not to mention he has died like 3 times is still alive, lets see Chuck Norris do that.. So with no further ado, here he is:



Come on up Johny and say a few words,



Now you may be thinking, what makes him worthy, well you don't have to take my word for it, listen to these fine people,



Uhh, we seem to be having some technical difficulties.
*leans to guy off stage* I said not to use that one, someone is losing their job over this.

In conclusion, let's give him a warm welcome and enjoy the buffet, but do be out before 3:00, our temporary cease fire ends then, alrighty everyone, have a good evening and tip your waitress.