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Oh, God!
14 years ago
(>-.-)>~
Osama bin Laden is dead. I've been getting journals saying those five words lately and believe me, I'm cheering wildly. It may sound too good to be true, but what the hell! This fucking low-life is the reason Muslims are always stereotyped as terrorrists, which is just bullshit, and hell, if you could exchange people's lives like in the Inkheart books by Cornelia Funke, just think who we could swap bin Laden for! Jon-Benet Ramsey... Laci and Conner Peterson... Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman... Brittany Murphy... Adrienne Shelly... the possibilities are endless!
Or maybe we could donate his organs! If I did that, I'd gladly give his heart to vgm22! Mwahaha!
Or maybe we could donate his organs! If I did that, I'd gladly give his heart to vgm22! Mwahaha!
VGM22
∞vgm22
I don't want his heart! Wouldn't want any of his organs at all... I'd rather just piss on his dead body. That'd be enough for me.
Carcharodon
~carcharodon
OP
Eh? Even thoughh yours is schizophrenic?!
VGM22
∞vgm22
Ok... Now you got me confused. Schizophrenia is a mental disease. Not a heart disease. My heart is not that.
Carcharodon
~carcharodon
OP
But you told me it spontaneously speeds up and then stops beating for a split second, and then it starts beating normally again.
VGM22
∞vgm22
That is true. Though never heard a heart problem being called that before. That's mostly has to do with the mind and being crazy and that. Still I'd rather have my heart like it is then have a POS's heart.
Carcharodon
~carcharodon
OP
Ah, well. It's not like bin Laden even had one anyway.
VGM22
∞vgm22
True. His heart was black and shriveled up. Kinda like the Grinchs.
Carcharodon
~carcharodon
OP
NO. I say he didn't have one. Why else would he have killed so many people?
VGM22
∞vgm22
Maybe he killed them for kicks? Like he got off on it. I dunno and/or care. He's dead. That's all that matters.
Carcharodon
~carcharodon
OP
Exactly (the necrophiliac)...!
