Goddammit Canada...
14 years ago
To the universe, you are nothing.
WHY YOU DO THIS?! D:
Guess we really are going to be USA Jr. now... :/
Guess we really are going to be USA Jr. now... :/
Why just think on the bright side:
Now that you're the 51st state, your PM can import Sarah Palin to exterminate all that nasty biodiversity you've got there. And just think of all that arctic territory you've got that will become temperate farmland due to enhanced global warming! Don't worry about the land that will sink under the rising ocean or melt away with the polar ice caps. You can put all your poor people there and when they drown the money you would have put into welfare keeping them alive can go to tax cuts for the wealthiest 1% of your corporations.
Not working? Try going to the doctor (the insurance company will getting out of paying its fair share only happens to *other* people ) and getting some Prozac (at 10x the price you're used to paying)
That said, you missed the mandatory jail time for pot users (bye bye medicinal marijuana program) and increases in prison funding despite a steady decline in the crime rate over the last ten years, the potential for the legality of gay marriage to be brought back to the political tables and potentially overturned (thereby negating all the marriages of gay folks in this country, a particular point of contention for me with having gay family members that are happily hitched) and the ludicrous spending of thirty billion dollars on a shitton of fighter jets that we don't need in order to continue keeping our troops overseas and involved in a conflict that we were never involved in directly to begin with.
There's more, but... yeah. It's just depressing to think about. :(
(and yay! I approve of people that didn't vote for Harper. You are awesome because of this.)
I personally want an autonomous Constitutional Monarchy with a strong centralized government. And one who is not willing to rape western Canada.