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What really happened in bin Laden's compound
14 years ago
General
'Control, this is Seal Team Six. We have a situation, over.'
'Seal Team Six this is Control - Elaborate, over'
'We're just scaled the south wall and are approaching tactically, when all hell has broken lose in the compound. There's this *guy*...'
'Describe, over'
'All I can say is, kinda a redneck jewboy...'
'Holy shit, that's not Jim Groat is it?'
'He's got a shitload of guns..'
'That's Jim Groat. Goddamn it.'
'He's screaming about 'Martin' somebody...'
'Christ, we'll never take Osama alive now.'
'Ok - new orders. Wait this out and just try and pick up the pieces. Damn.'
'Seal Team Six this is Control - Elaborate, over'
'We're just scaled the south wall and are approaching tactically, when all hell has broken lose in the compound. There's this *guy*...'
'Describe, over'
'All I can say is, kinda a redneck jewboy...'
'Holy shit, that's not Jim Groat is it?'
'He's got a shitload of guns..'
'That's Jim Groat. Goddamn it.'
'He's screaming about 'Martin' somebody...'
'Christ, we'll never take Osama alive now.'
'Ok - new orders. Wait this out and just try and pick up the pieces. Damn.'
Holy shit, Lt. -- this is Crosby, we gotta situation up here."
"Dominquez and Patoucci, up to the second floor! What have ya got, Sgt?"
"There's human shields up here, and they're beating the crap out of some bearded, overweight slob with a
'Red-Shetland' t-shirt. He's crying and telling them they're rather abuse some guy named Martin."