Because I have my wonderful handy dandy rickets prevention kit! If YOU want to avoid pain in your limbs, an inability to properly maneuver your body, and terrible deformities in your legs, use this delightfully dandy device! Trust me, you'll be glad you bought it.

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Available now for cheap at your local grocery store or supermarket! Now sold in liquid form. Prices may vary. Must specify level of pulp in beverage form. For best results in preventing these easily preventable diseases, use the kit at least once a month. The rickets prevention kit works best when combined with outdoor activities and sufficient levels of sunlight for maximum vitamin attainment.