Don't fire my husband and then make us wait all his days off to hear if he's hired back to have you hire him back once his days off are over so we can't have any days to relax.

Do NOT compare me to my siblings.

Though I find it humorous that you fired him and realized things were falling apart without him, you're not keeping him to be sure. He's too good for you.

Whoever bought the last of the sugar Easter eggs at Russell Stover, make sure you stay out of range. You're on my list.

Nope. The 3 year old says your decal is a fox, therefore it is a fox. Momma fox is proud.

Don't change my presets! I know you drive the car too, but my stations don't come in all the time and of course the radio doesn't have a dial so I can find it, they're all these ones that 'scan' for you. I HATE that. So I use the presets to find them. Don't touch!

Mommy doesn't need a sandwich. Okay, maybe mommy does, but it is annoying to admit when the 3 year old knows best.

Salad does not make up for missed chocolate.