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Theater of the Mind: Something's in the Air
14 years ago
Many people love the arrival of Spring. I'm not one of them....
*Frame 1*
xianjaguar is dressed in a policeman's uniform and sitting at a desk marked "Spring Patrol". SF comes up to the desk. His eyes are red and irritated, his nose runny, his throat irritated and he's occasional hacking.
XJ: Can I help you?
SF: Yaa seezon rabed be in tha doze.
*Frame 2*
XJ: Excuse me?
SF: *shouting* ARR BOO DEVV?? YAA STUBBID SEEZON RABED BE IN THA BAM DOZE!!!
*Frame 3*
XJ: Sir, there's no reason to use that language....I think.
SF start hacking his guts out.
*Bonus frame*
SF and XJ are standing in the witness section of a lineup room. In the perps section are labeled: 1-a tree, 2-some grass, 3-some flowers and 4-some mold.
SF: Olive deb! Ib waz olive deb!
XJ: So you're *snerk* saying it was a gag rabe?
*Frame 1*
xianjaguar is dressed in a policeman's uniform and sitting at a desk marked "Spring Patrol". SF comes up to the desk. His eyes are red and irritated, his nose runny, his throat irritated and he's occasional hacking.XJ: Can I help you?
SF: Yaa seezon rabed be in tha doze.
*Frame 2*
XJ: Excuse me?
SF: *shouting* ARR BOO DEVV?? YAA STUBBID SEEZON RABED BE IN THA BAM DOZE!!!
*Frame 3*
XJ: Sir, there's no reason to use that language....I think.
SF start hacking his guts out.
*Bonus frame*
SF and XJ are standing in the witness section of a lineup room. In the perps section are labeled: 1-a tree, 2-some grass, 3-some flowers and 4-some mold.
SF: Olive deb! Ib waz olive deb!
XJ: So you're *snerk* saying it was a gag rabe?
