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Blame  kinielcat That is all.

Once upon a time, there was an amazing girl named Taryn. She decided she wanted some of the world's second-finest Giner ale. So she went out on a journey to her kitchen.
There, she found a fridge, filled with all the wonders of delicious food, but, most importantly, the Giner ale. She reached for it, and as her hand touched the bottle in which it was enshrined, she could feel the power of the carbonation within. In one fell swoop, she opened the bottle, poured the golden liquid into her (plastic) glass, and returned it to the fridge.
On her way to leave, however, something in the fridge caught her eye. She bent down to see that it was, in fact, a jar of delicious sour pickles!
Looking to make sure she did not wake the dog up, for she would bark all night and be the most annoying of creatures, she grabbed the pickle jar and clutched it to her chest. Opening the jar, she took a fork out of the utensil drawer, and feasted on the amazing delicacies til she had her fill. Then, she returned the pickles from whence they came.
On her way out of the kitchen she thought to herself "I've had so much sour grace my tongue as of late, I wonder if I may obtain some sweetness from the cabinet to even it out?"
So she opened the cabinet, and did spy a bag of coconut flakes. Being careful not to wake the dog, once more she seized one of the bounties of the ever so merciful kitchen. She plunged her mere mortal hand into the bag of godly coconut, and began to eat til he taste buds sang in joy. She then turned back, thanking the kitchen for it's gifts, then returned to the computer to relay the epic tale to her dear friend Kiniel. The end.