My little Derpies...My Little Derpies....
14 years ago
General
Probably the most awesome derptastic thing ever.
Hozz and I had a good day to day. Granted some one will probably have to pay the price for it. Which is sad. Likely Hozz will be tormented all week at work.
But having a good day is kinda worth it.
So this morning started off swell, I let the Pupony sleep in since he didn't get off till like 5am. Ain't I sweet?
And after threats of rape that made me jump off of the computer faster than a cat on a hot tin roof we started our day!
Okay so maybe we started it more so after nearly getting caught naked fresh out the shower by his stepmom...on mothers' day no less.... a hot delicious breakfast/supper/lunch of my home made ChxnFriedRice.
Either way we hid/escaped away to the park where the local Amtgard group meets and it being mother's day and where everyone at it lives in their mother's basement...well obviously nobody showed up but us cold heartless cads.
So we proceeded to work out the week's frustrations by EPIC BATTLE.
Okay maybe not epic...
It was filled with giggling, some kissing, butt whacking, pretending corndog swords were pensises...yanno the usual.
We even put on "armor" and fought.
Then probably weirded out some innocent mundane.
We were being derpy and facing off and said something like "we should be on the same team!" and faced the road simultaneously and held our swords like...sword penises and made war face at this poor unsuspecting soul who was turning their car around and made eye contact with us and appeared horrified.
We laughed ourselves silly, had milkshakes, and then fought some more.
All in all a good day was had.
That ended in derishious mexican food.
So with that I shall go to bed. Sore, but happy.
Hozz and I had a good day to day. Granted some one will probably have to pay the price for it. Which is sad. Likely Hozz will be tormented all week at work.
But having a good day is kinda worth it.
So this morning started off swell, I let the Pupony sleep in since he didn't get off till like 5am. Ain't I sweet?
And after threats of rape that made me jump off of the computer faster than a cat on a hot tin roof we started our day!
Okay so maybe we started it more so after nearly getting caught naked fresh out the shower by his stepmom...on mothers' day no less.... a hot delicious breakfast/supper/lunch of my home made ChxnFriedRice.
Either way we hid/escaped away to the park where the local Amtgard group meets and it being mother's day and where everyone at it lives in their mother's basement...well obviously nobody showed up but us cold heartless cads.
So we proceeded to work out the week's frustrations by EPIC BATTLE.
Okay maybe not epic...
It was filled with giggling, some kissing, butt whacking, pretending corndog swords were pensises...yanno the usual.
We even put on "armor" and fought.
Then probably weirded out some innocent mundane.
We were being derpy and facing off and said something like "we should be on the same team!" and faced the road simultaneously and held our swords like...sword penises and made war face at this poor unsuspecting soul who was turning their car around and made eye contact with us and appeared horrified.
We laughed ourselves silly, had milkshakes, and then fought some more.
All in all a good day was had.
That ended in derishious mexican food.
So with that I shall go to bed. Sore, but happy.
Arrodynamic
~arrodynamic
... sounds like a good day. :3
Akeashar
~akeashar
Ah, may all your Mother's Days be Derpy Days if they're that fun. XD
Orbital_S
~orbitals
What's the difference between war face and rape face?
Hozz
~hozz
How deep the pen0r cuts.
Orbital_S
~orbitals
What about a rapewar face?
Hozz
~hozz
Hard telling... No one has ever seen our rapewar faces and survived to tell of it.
cyberhorn_the_dragon
~cyberhornthedragon
far better than my day
rafalenal
~rafalenal
That does sound like fun, Glad to hear it ^_^
Chiaroscuro
~chiaroscuro
Hee. You sillies.
Rune_Bleu_Roan
~runebleuroan
I worked, you had a much better day.
Hozz
~hozz
It's okay... I worked 76 hours in the 6 days preceding. I feel your pain.
warhorsie
~warhorsie
you were overdue for your 34 hour, Hozz
Major Matt Mason
~marmelmm
(snicker) Sounds like a fine day indeed!
rabbi-tom
~rabbi-tom
I was in the yard taking an axe to trees. All blistered over my hands.
Fleetwindflyy
~fleetwindflyy
YAY! scaring the mundanes is one of the best hobbies ever.
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