Zoinxed from  electrocat
(Reformatted a bit for easier reading.)

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an [x] on everything you've done and deduct 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as "I'm __% virgin".

[ ] 1. Smoked.
[x] 2. Drank alcohol.
[x] 3. Cried when someone died.
[ ] 4. Been drunk.
[x] 5. Had sex.
[ ] 6. Been to a concert.
[x] 7. Gotten/given a handjob.
[ ] 8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
[ ] 9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[ ] 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%

[x] 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
[x] 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
[ ] 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
[ ] 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] 15. Been to prom.
[x] 16. Cried at school.
[x] 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
[ ] 18. Went streaking.
[ ] 19. Given or received a lap dance.
[x] 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

[x] 21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[x] 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[ ] 23. Kissed a stranger.
[x] 24. Hugged a stranger.
[ ] 25. Went scuba diving.
[ ] 26. Driven a car.
[x] 27. Gotten an x-ray.
[ ] 28. Hit by a car.
[ ] 29. Had a party.
[|] 30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

[ ] 31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
[ ] 32. Got paid to strip for someone.
[ ] 33. Run away from home.
[x] 34. Broken a bone.
[ ] 36. Bought porn.
[x] 37. Watched porn.
[ ] 38. Made porn.
[ ] 39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] 40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%

[x] 41. French kissed.
[x] 42. Laughed so hard you cried.
[x] 43. Cried yourself to sleep.
[ ] 44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
[x] 45. Stabbed yourself.
[ ] 46. Shot a gun.
[ ] 47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
[x] 48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] 49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] 50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%

[ ] 51. Watched a person die.
[x] 52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
[ ] 53. Pranked somebody.
[ ] 54. Put somebody in the hospital.
[x] 55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[ ] 56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
[ ] 57. Dressed punk.
[ ] 58. Dressed goth.
[ ] 59. Dressed preppy.
[ ] 60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%

[x] 61. Avoided somebody.
[ ] 62. Been stalked.
[ ] 63. Stalked someone.
[ ] 64. Met a celebrity.
[x] 65. Played an instrument.
[ ] 66. Ridden a horse.
[x] 67. Cut yourself.
[ ] 68. Bungee jumped.
[ ] 69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
[ ] 70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

[ ] 71. Got caught stealing something.
[ ] 72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[ ] 73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
[ ] 74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
[ ] 75. Got arrested.
[ ] 76. Been pregnant.
[ ] 77. Babysat.
[ ] 78. Been to another country.
[ ] 79. Started your house on fire.
[ ] 80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

[ ] 81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
[ ] 82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
[ ] 83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
[ ] 84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
[x] 85. Sat on your butt all day.
[x] 86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
[x] 87. Had a job.
[ ] 88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
[ ] 89. Been called a whore.
[ ] 90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%

[x] 91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
[ ] 92. Been in a car accident.
[ ] 93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
[ ] 94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
[ ] 95. Raped somebody.
[x] 96. Danced in the rain.
[x] 97. Been rejected.
[ ] 98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
[x] 99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
[ ] 100. Been raped.

TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 65%


...Fuck me, I'm lame.