I'm 52% Virgin.
14 years ago
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samtheredheifer
I felt the need to change the questions around a good bit. Obviously this reaches back the the old "purity test" that's been circulating since forever. I was really unimpressed with some of the questions on this latest version, so here's my "fixed" take. The format is substantially the same.
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. All questions are weighted equally, and there are exactly 100. I've tried to group the questions into logical units, and in a sensible progression. I had a whole section on "criminal activity," but I deleted most of it so folks wouldn't feel that their privacy was being invaded by a dumb quiz. Besides, I already had 100 questions! -:)
Repost your total as your Virgin __%. The lower your number the more you've done!
100% Starting total
Social Activity
1. (X) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room
2. (X) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
3. (X) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house
4. ( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
5. ( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
6. (X) Been to a party
7. (X) Had a party
8. (X) Been to a wild party
9. ( ) Been to prom
10. ( ) Went streaking
11. (X) Hugged a stranger
12. ( ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex
13. (X) Had a crush on someone of the opposite sex
14. (X) Been in love
15. ( ) Been rejected
16. ( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
17. ( ) Pranked somebody
18. ( ) Dressed punk
19. ( ) Dressed goth
20. (X) Avoided somebody
21. ( ) Been stalked
22. ( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls
23. ( ) Gone out with your friend's crush
24. ( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
25. ( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
26. ( ) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex
27. (X) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months
28. (X) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 12 months
29. (X) Been married
30. (X) Been married more than once
31. ( ) Been called a whore
32. ( ) Danced like a whore
33. ( ) Been mistaken as older than your own age
34. ( ) Danced in the rain
Percentage so far: 86%, of 66% possible remaining.
Life Experiences
35. ( ) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
36. (X) Cried when someone died
37. (X) Driven a car
38. (X) Hit by a car
39. (X) Been to a concert
40. ( ) Performed in a concert
41. ( ) Run away from home
42. (X) Broken a bone
43. ( ) Broken several bones at once
44. (X) Cut yourself
45. ( ) Cut yourself intentionally
46. (X) Shot a gun
47. ( ) Shot yourself
48. ( ) Shot someone/thing alive
49. ( ) Killed someone/thing (something bigger than a bug)
50. ( ) Cried yourself to sleep
51. (X) Watched an animal die
52. (X) Watched a person die
53. (X) Met a celebrity
54. (X) Ridden a horse
55. ( ) Ridden another creature
56. (X) Babysat
57. ( ) Babysat overnight/for an extended period
58. (X) Been to another country
59. ( ) Set your house on fire
60. ( ) Set your house on fire intentionally
61. (X) Had an encounter with a ghost
62. (X) Had a job
63. (X) Lost a job
64. (X) Quit a job
65. (X) Been in a car accident
66. (X) Caused a car accident
67. ( ) Caused a car accident intentionally
Percentage so far: 67%, of 33% possible remaining.
Drug/Alcohol Use
68. ( ) Smoked tobacco
69. ( ) Smoked [something else]
70. (X) Drank alcohol
71. (X) Been drunk
72. ( ) Been so drunk you forgot something
73. ( ) Been so drunk you forgot a whole day (or more)
74. ( ) Done serious hard drugs
75. ( ) Done enough drugs you needed treatment
76. ( ) Member of any recovery program (current/past)
Percentage so far: 65%, of 24% possible remaining.
Sexual Activity
77. ( ) Kissed a stranger
78. (X) Kissed somebody of the opposite sex
79. ( ) Kissed somebody of the same sex
80. ( ) Played strip poker/darts/whatever
81. (X) Made out, opposite sex
82. ( ) Made out, same sex
83. (X) felt someone up and/or been felt up yourself
84. (X) Given or received a lap dance
85. ( ) Been paid to strip for someone
86. (X) given a handjob
87. (X) gotten a handjob
88. (X) given oral
89. (X) gotten oral
90. (X) Had "real" sex
91. (X) Had sex with more than one partner
92. ( ) Had sex with more than one partner in one day
93. ( ) Had sex with more than one partner in one hour
94. (X) Bought porn
95. (X) Watched porn
96. (X) Made porn
97. ( ) Been pregnant
98. ( ) Made a girl pregnant
Percentage so far: 52%, of 2% possible remaining.
Crimimal Activity
99. ( ) Been arrested
100. ( ) Been in jail
Total %
If you're 75% or more, you're pretty virginal
If you're 50-75%, you've drifted
If you're 25-50%, you've had an exciting life
If you're 25% or less, you should be a writer!
P.S. I realized I should have included my answers when posting, so here's the fixed version.
Rochndil, who scored 52%...

I felt the need to change the questions around a good bit. Obviously this reaches back the the old "purity test" that's been circulating since forever. I was really unimpressed with some of the questions on this latest version, so here's my "fixed" take. The format is substantially the same.
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. All questions are weighted equally, and there are exactly 100. I've tried to group the questions into logical units, and in a sensible progression. I had a whole section on "criminal activity," but I deleted most of it so folks wouldn't feel that their privacy was being invaded by a dumb quiz. Besides, I already had 100 questions! -:)
Repost your total as your Virgin __%. The lower your number the more you've done!
100% Starting total
Social Activity
1. (X) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room
2. (X) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
3. (X) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house
4. ( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
5. ( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
6. (X) Been to a party
7. (X) Had a party
8. (X) Been to a wild party
9. ( ) Been to prom
10. ( ) Went streaking
11. (X) Hugged a stranger
12. ( ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex
13. (X) Had a crush on someone of the opposite sex
14. (X) Been in love
15. ( ) Been rejected
16. ( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
17. ( ) Pranked somebody
18. ( ) Dressed punk
19. ( ) Dressed goth
20. (X) Avoided somebody
21. ( ) Been stalked
22. ( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls
23. ( ) Gone out with your friend's crush
24. ( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
25. ( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
26. ( ) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex
27. (X) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months
28. (X) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 12 months
29. (X) Been married
30. (X) Been married more than once
31. ( ) Been called a whore
32. ( ) Danced like a whore
33. ( ) Been mistaken as older than your own age
34. ( ) Danced in the rain
Percentage so far: 86%, of 66% possible remaining.
Life Experiences
35. ( ) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
36. (X) Cried when someone died
37. (X) Driven a car
38. (X) Hit by a car
39. (X) Been to a concert
40. ( ) Performed in a concert
41. ( ) Run away from home
42. (X) Broken a bone
43. ( ) Broken several bones at once
44. (X) Cut yourself
45. ( ) Cut yourself intentionally
46. (X) Shot a gun
47. ( ) Shot yourself
48. ( ) Shot someone/thing alive
49. ( ) Killed someone/thing (something bigger than a bug)
50. ( ) Cried yourself to sleep
51. (X) Watched an animal die
52. (X) Watched a person die
53. (X) Met a celebrity
54. (X) Ridden a horse
55. ( ) Ridden another creature
56. (X) Babysat
57. ( ) Babysat overnight/for an extended period
58. (X) Been to another country
59. ( ) Set your house on fire
60. ( ) Set your house on fire intentionally
61. (X) Had an encounter with a ghost
62. (X) Had a job
63. (X) Lost a job
64. (X) Quit a job
65. (X) Been in a car accident
66. (X) Caused a car accident
67. ( ) Caused a car accident intentionally
Percentage so far: 67%, of 33% possible remaining.
Drug/Alcohol Use
68. ( ) Smoked tobacco
69. ( ) Smoked [something else]
70. (X) Drank alcohol
71. (X) Been drunk
72. ( ) Been so drunk you forgot something
73. ( ) Been so drunk you forgot a whole day (or more)
74. ( ) Done serious hard drugs
75. ( ) Done enough drugs you needed treatment
76. ( ) Member of any recovery program (current/past)
Percentage so far: 65%, of 24% possible remaining.
Sexual Activity
77. ( ) Kissed a stranger
78. (X) Kissed somebody of the opposite sex
79. ( ) Kissed somebody of the same sex
80. ( ) Played strip poker/darts/whatever
81. (X) Made out, opposite sex
82. ( ) Made out, same sex
83. (X) felt someone up and/or been felt up yourself
84. (X) Given or received a lap dance
85. ( ) Been paid to strip for someone
86. (X) given a handjob
87. (X) gotten a handjob
88. (X) given oral
89. (X) gotten oral
90. (X) Had "real" sex
91. (X) Had sex with more than one partner
92. ( ) Had sex with more than one partner in one day
93. ( ) Had sex with more than one partner in one hour
94. (X) Bought porn
95. (X) Watched porn
96. (X) Made porn
97. ( ) Been pregnant
98. ( ) Made a girl pregnant
Percentage so far: 52%, of 2% possible remaining.
Crimimal Activity
99. ( ) Been arrested
100. ( ) Been in jail
Total %
If you're 75% or more, you're pretty virginal
If you're 50-75%, you've drifted
If you're 25-50%, you've had an exciting life
If you're 25% or less, you should be a writer!
P.S. I realized I should have included my answers when posting, so here's the fixed version.
Rochndil, who scored 52%...