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Viagra cake?
14 years ago
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While I was getting cash from a convenience store ATM yesterday, an old Popeye-looking fella hobbling on a cane was greeted by the Pakistani dude behind the counter. Old Popeye handed the guy what looked like a cake box in a plastic bag, and I overheard the following conversation:
Old Man: This is for you!
Clerk: What is it?
Old Man: It's for you!
Clerk: No, seriously Jerry, what is it?
Old Man: Heh heh. It's for you. It'll make ya.. HOO-WAAHHH.
Clerk: Uh....
Old Man: You know! For tonight! So ya can make your lady happy. It'll get you GOING!
Clerk: Oh!! That!! Thank you, but I need four of them.
Old Man: Four? You need three more?
Clerk: Yes, my friend! Four! So I can go UP! DOWN! LEFT! and RIGHT!
Old Man: Heh heh heh!!!
So either the store clerk was just humoring the old coot and playing along, or there's a whole weird underground sex-aid supply chain that I'm unaware of, with cake-sized Viagra that makes people hump their women sideways.
Old Man: This is for you!
Clerk: What is it?
Old Man: It's for you!
Clerk: No, seriously Jerry, what is it?
Old Man: Heh heh. It's for you. It'll make ya.. HOO-WAAHHH.
Clerk: Uh....
Old Man: You know! For tonight! So ya can make your lady happy. It'll get you GOING!
Clerk: Oh!! That!! Thank you, but I need four of them.
Old Man: Four? You need three more?
Clerk: Yes, my friend! Four! So I can go UP! DOWN! LEFT! and RIGHT!
Old Man: Heh heh heh!!!
So either the store clerk was just humoring the old coot and playing along, or there's a whole weird underground sex-aid supply chain that I'm unaware of, with cake-sized Viagra that makes people hump their women sideways.
Giving it away is only slightly less illegal, but yeah.
Old guy has spare viagra, paki guy needs viagra, old guy sell/gives paki guy viagra because he doesn't need it this month and can easily get more, cheap... because he's a senior citizen on disability/social security/medicare.
Last night I saw a frail, white haired old man leap onto a shopping cart like a child and roll through the parking lot. The woman in the car next to me sneezed loudly, and he whipped his head around, and even though he was probably only 15 feet away from her, he dramatically screamed
GAAAAAWWWD BLEEEEESSSS YOOOOOOOOOOO
as he slowly rolled past. She jumped a mile, but kept sneezing, and I kept hearing him going "Gawd Bless Yoo" fainter and fainter, as he slowly rolled out of sight. I fell against my car I was laughing so hard.
note to self: the otter knows too much.