TOTALLY NOT CORRUPT

That's nothing. I saw a funny video on TV earlier where one women was relatively politely expressing her dislike of a mayor before him. On her way out, she lightly tapped the back of the head of a woman that was one of the mayor's biggest supporters. At which point, the women that was tapped started acting like she was seriously injured and rolling on the ground in clearly fake pain. Then the mayor called the first woman out on hitting his supporter in the eye. The worst part is, the woman that tapped her got slapped with a heavy fine, community service and anger management.

My only ultimatum to all this is: If you can't end corruption, then can you let the little guys have their piece of the action too?