I asked my co-worker again why my list of doable celebrities was a poor list. (See http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2256637/) It turns out, it's not that they're unattractive. I don't have bad taste in men. It's just that they apparently don't look like celebrities. They look like normal people. To her, it defeats the purpose of wanting to fuck a famous person if they don't look like a famous person. When I mentioned Alan Rickman as being on the verge of list or no list she said he was the only acceptable choice of them all. Ah well. To each their own. That's another mystery solved. Now where's my groovy van and nerdy chick?