FA+
Shop
The Foul Undead.
18 years ago
General
I hate zombies.
No seriously - I HATE zombies...
I have zombie-phobia, or more appropriatly called ambulothanatophobia or necrothanatophobia.
However you name it, I have a blinding fear of the Living Dead.
I'm not kidding folks, I loathe the undead. Yet I'm fasinated by them.
Whenever I'm in our local bookstore, I'm drawn toward the graphic novel section and find myself staring in horror (yet unable to look away) from the various zombie-tomes.
I hate them - deep, fearful hate.
My town has an annual 'Zombie Walk'. A person I knew in town who was aware of my Zombie-phobia resolved to take me there once (without my knowing), but fortunatly he didn't know the time or place and it was over before he brought me there.
If he had succeeded, someone might have died. Possibly me!
If there were ever a genuine zombie outbreak, I would be one of the first to shoot myself in the head.
Zombies are a terror I simply cannot live with.
The horror....the horror...
D.O.P.R
No seriously - I HATE zombies...
I have zombie-phobia, or more appropriatly called ambulothanatophobia or necrothanatophobia.
However you name it, I have a blinding fear of the Living Dead.
I'm not kidding folks, I loathe the undead. Yet I'm fasinated by them.
Whenever I'm in our local bookstore, I'm drawn toward the graphic novel section and find myself staring in horror (yet unable to look away) from the various zombie-tomes.
I hate them - deep, fearful hate.
My town has an annual 'Zombie Walk'. A person I knew in town who was aware of my Zombie-phobia resolved to take me there once (without my knowing), but fortunatly he didn't know the time or place and it was over before he brought me there.
If he had succeeded, someone might have died. Possibly me!
If there were ever a genuine zombie outbreak, I would be one of the first to shoot myself in the head.
Zombies are a terror I simply cannot live with.
The horror....the horror...
D.O.P.R
90% of the enemies are zombies.
While Doom3 gave me a few jumps and made me worry for the dryness of my pants, I had fun splattering infected craniums all over the walls.
But if I were walking to Walgreens, turned a corner and came face-to-face with a slavering, brain-craving zombie - I would not handle the situation well.
D.O.P.R
Mace + Zombie head = Lovely Splatter.
D.O.P.R
The fastest way to kill a tough zombie is to knock off his head, then his arms, and at last his torso.
And as special surprise, you can give the rest of it a deathblow, where you mostly crush their spines.
But just knowing what they were, and what they are and all the horrible things I've seen and heard - it's more then I can screw myself up to face.
I could fight giant spiders, mutant lizards, enraged clowns with blood-drenched fangs and even Ann Coulter...but I couldn't face a zombie. I really couldn't.
D.O.P.R
Aww... and I thought you liked me.
Zombie - Draugr = Big differance.
For one, I havn't heard that you shuffle around asking for brains.
But if you do, I hope you'd let folks know beforehand...
D.O.P.R