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The world is ending tommorrow....seriously?
14 years ago
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I am not going to say much on this absolutely RIDICULOUS topic, because if I get started, I'll max out the word limit on these journal entries really quick. But...seriously. Some crackpot old fart starts saying the world is ending, and people are taking him seriously enough to advertise it EVERYWHERE?!
So here's what I'm going to be doing when the world is "ending" tomorrow. I'll be in front of my TV getting ready to watch the Preakness. And as soon as it doesn't end, I hope somebody finds a nice nail-studded bat and beats that old man shitless.
My dog will properly predict the end of the world in his crap before that old man gets it right.
And if anybody who actually believes him happens to read this, you're a bloody fucking moron.
The Bible says the Rapture is coming. That's fine. But it isn't some crackpot who's going to be predicting it.
So here's what I'm going to be doing when the world is "ending" tomorrow. I'll be in front of my TV getting ready to watch the Preakness. And as soon as it doesn't end, I hope somebody finds a nice nail-studded bat and beats that old man shitless.
My dog will properly predict the end of the world in his crap before that old man gets it right.
And if anybody who actually believes him happens to read this, you're a bloody fucking moron.
The Bible says the Rapture is coming. That's fine. But it isn't some crackpot who's going to be predicting it.
