It's probably on backorder. This will teach someone in supply to keep better tabs on their stock of apocalypse in the future.

It's all about the logistics is it? That's not logical!

That's what Mr. Spock's been saying for years too.

The vulcan that taught us child psychology? Amazing!

Or as the man would say himself, "Fascinating."

But I bought extra chips and pop for the trip.

Awaits the "Red Dawn' scene!!!

Due to the staggering costs of such an operation and our faltering economy the rapture has been placed on hold until further notice. Thanks- Mgmnt.

"Today's news, today's late breaking developing just across my desk news story is this: It's not the end of the world folks, it's just the end of the day. This is Grant Mazzy for CLSY Radio nowhere and I'm still here you c***suckers!" - Grant Mazzy, Pontypool (2008)

*pictures Frank Costanza yelling APOCALYPSE NOW!!!*

Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?
Are we THERE yet?

So help me I'll turn this apocalypse around RIGHT NOW if you don't behave yourself!

That's it! We're going back to the Big Bang! And we're not stopping for a Happy Meal on the way!

Aww... Can't we just leave a little something behind to really mess with Darwin this time? That platypus was SOOOOO lame!

Awwwwww