victim =  zeethefox who victimized  zeekthelion

[ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. (never seen all of any of the movies)

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] I have accidently caught something on fire. (there was a bag of bread in the micro wave that I some how didn't see when i put in something (gimme a break, i had just woken up not even 5 minutes before this) so i turned it on and a few minutes later when i looked in to see how my food was doing i saw the bread bag on fire. it was kinda cool. I think some of the melted plastic is still on that tray.)

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (but then again, they always look at me wierd)

[x] I've caught myself drooling. (I fell asleep in the desk during study hall and saw my sleeve had drool on it.)

[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[x] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out (It's all I ever do in school XD)

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking

[ ] I've used my fingers to do simple math

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (I would ride down a hill or something on a razor scooter, then since it was crappy, i would launch it down the sidewalk, i rammed it into a tree once while a squirel was going up it, man that thing went up fast >=3 )

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[ ]I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ]I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk

[ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.

[x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[ ] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (I'll lay in bed and stare at the cieling, but not try to find pictures and words. I'm usually trying to think of how to beat the next boss or get past a puzzle or something on a game.)