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Disturbing Survey! XD
18 years ago
I found this on my MySpace so I took it and I just got myself into a weird ass survey! XD lol.
1. Who ended your last relationship?
Chris did.
2. When is the last time you shaved your ass?
OMG! XD
3. What were you doing this morning, having sex?
WHAT! OMG! HAHA!
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Not sex.
6. What were you doing last night in your bathtub?
Thats private! XD
7. Do you have any famous ancestors that are like you?
I dont think so.
8. Have you ever burped while having sex?
HAH! No I have not.
9. Do you know all the words to the song my neck my back lick my pussy and my crack?
Unfortunately yes...
10. Where is your mom?
Why?
11. How many different beverages have you shoved up your ass?
*laughs* OMG thats a weird question! XD
12. What's one thing you wish to PUT in yourself?
WHAT! Im not saying a word!
13. Do you find yourself attractive?
Duh, Im dead sexy.
14. Do you draw porn on the sand when you go to the beach?
NO! XD
15. What's the most painful experience you've had with a man?
O.O' Um...
16. What is outside your 'backdoor'?
WHAT THE HELL! *laughs*
17. Do you have any 'plans' for Friday?
Um...what does that mean?
18. How many siblings do you have?
1 younger brother...why?
19. Do you have a secret crush on a man's ass?
What?
20. Do you keep in touch with your body?
OMG! HAHAH.
21. Do you dislike any part right now?
Oh gosh, I dont think so.
22. Are you excited?
What kind of survey is this? X]
23. What is your favorite flavor of lube?
I dont know! XD
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive and 'kickin'?
I hope not.
25. Describe your sex chain?
I dont know what that means! XP
26. What kind of size do you drive for?
WHAT!?!?! XD
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a felcher?
OH MY GOD!!! XD
28. What kind of winter coat do you have?
Um...it sucks.
29. Are there sex songs that remind you of an ex?
Um...sex songs?
30. Can you tie a cherry stem with your goochy?
Excuse me...Im not a woman! XD
31. Name someone who farted during sex that made you laugh.
HAHAH! HILARIOUS!
34. Who did you do last night?
Not saying a word! XD
6. Three words to explain why you last cried.
Its been so long.
7. What colors are your condoms?
PURPLE! XD Kidding! XD
8. What was the last ticket you bought?
Train tickets!
9. Where do you keep your money on your body?
IN MY PANTS!
10. What was the weather like down 'there'?
Im warm! XD
11. Where did your last hug take place?
In my room! XD
12. Closest thing to you that has a 'head'?
I think Im taking a pervets survey! XD
13. Last person you fucked?
WOW.
14. Are you very random?
Not as random as this survey! XD
15. Do you want to cut your pubic hair?
WHAT! OMG WHY?
16. Are you over the age of 25?
No...Im 19.
17. Do you talk alot?
I guess...
18. Do you watch porn.!?
maybe
19. Does your screen name have an "xxx" in it?
No...why?
20. Do you know anyone named Kelsey?
I dont think so.
21. Do you make up your own words?
Sometimes...it makes me feel inteligent! XD lol.
22. Are you ticklish?
Yes.
23. Are you typically a jealous person?
Sometimes...
24. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "V".
Vi
25. Who's the last person to call you while you were trying to score?
I dont know...
26. Do you chew, spit or swallow?
HAH, I swallow! XD
27. Do you have curly under hair?
What!?
28. Next nude beach you'll go to?
I dont go to those! XD
29. Where did you go yesterday?
I stayed home.
30. What is something you say a lot?
OMG!
31. Have you seen any porn movies?
I only have 1! XD
32. Do you have to work tomorrow?
I go to school.
33. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
Chris.
34. What should you be doing right now?
Going home soon.
35. Do you have a nickname?
Sion, Sileon, Neruku, Lion Boi, I have lots...
36. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Yes...lol
37. What are you listening to?
Nothing.
38. What's the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
I dont know...
40. Did you cry when cum isnt on your body?
YES!!!! XD lol...Im kidding...I get PISSED! XD
1. Who ended your last relationship?
Chris did.
2. When is the last time you shaved your ass?
OMG! XD
3. What were you doing this morning, having sex?
WHAT! OMG! HAHA!
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Not sex.
6. What were you doing last night in your bathtub?
Thats private! XD
7. Do you have any famous ancestors that are like you?
I dont think so.
8. Have you ever burped while having sex?
HAH! No I have not.
9. Do you know all the words to the song my neck my back lick my pussy and my crack?
Unfortunately yes...
10. Where is your mom?
Why?
11. How many different beverages have you shoved up your ass?
*laughs* OMG thats a weird question! XD
12. What's one thing you wish to PUT in yourself?
WHAT! Im not saying a word!
13. Do you find yourself attractive?
Duh, Im dead sexy.
14. Do you draw porn on the sand when you go to the beach?
NO! XD
15. What's the most painful experience you've had with a man?
O.O' Um...
16. What is outside your 'backdoor'?
WHAT THE HELL! *laughs*
17. Do you have any 'plans' for Friday?
Um...what does that mean?
18. How many siblings do you have?
1 younger brother...why?
19. Do you have a secret crush on a man's ass?
What?
20. Do you keep in touch with your body?
OMG! HAHAH.
21. Do you dislike any part right now?
Oh gosh, I dont think so.
22. Are you excited?
What kind of survey is this? X]
23. What is your favorite flavor of lube?
I dont know! XD
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive and 'kickin'?
I hope not.
25. Describe your sex chain?
I dont know what that means! XP
26. What kind of size do you drive for?
WHAT!?!?! XD
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a felcher?
OH MY GOD!!! XD
28. What kind of winter coat do you have?
Um...it sucks.
29. Are there sex songs that remind you of an ex?
Um...sex songs?
30. Can you tie a cherry stem with your goochy?
Excuse me...Im not a woman! XD
31. Name someone who farted during sex that made you laugh.
HAHAH! HILARIOUS!
34. Who did you do last night?
Not saying a word! XD
6. Three words to explain why you last cried.
Its been so long.
7. What colors are your condoms?
PURPLE! XD Kidding! XD
8. What was the last ticket you bought?
Train tickets!
9. Where do you keep your money on your body?
IN MY PANTS!
10. What was the weather like down 'there'?
Im warm! XD
11. Where did your last hug take place?
In my room! XD
12. Closest thing to you that has a 'head'?
I think Im taking a pervets survey! XD
13. Last person you fucked?
WOW.
14. Are you very random?
Not as random as this survey! XD
15. Do you want to cut your pubic hair?
WHAT! OMG WHY?
16. Are you over the age of 25?
No...Im 19.
17. Do you talk alot?
I guess...
18. Do you watch porn.!?
maybe
19. Does your screen name have an "xxx" in it?
No...why?
20. Do you know anyone named Kelsey?
I dont think so.
21. Do you make up your own words?
Sometimes...it makes me feel inteligent! XD lol.
22. Are you ticklish?
Yes.
23. Are you typically a jealous person?
Sometimes...
24. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "V".
Vi
25. Who's the last person to call you while you were trying to score?
I dont know...
26. Do you chew, spit or swallow?
HAH, I swallow! XD
27. Do you have curly under hair?
What!?
28. Next nude beach you'll go to?
I dont go to those! XD
29. Where did you go yesterday?
I stayed home.
30. What is something you say a lot?
OMG!
31. Have you seen any porn movies?
I only have 1! XD
32. Do you have to work tomorrow?
I go to school.
33. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
Chris.
34. What should you be doing right now?
Going home soon.
35. Do you have a nickname?
Sion, Sileon, Neruku, Lion Boi, I have lots...
36. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Yes...lol
37. What are you listening to?
Nothing.
38. What's the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
I dont know...
40. Did you cry when cum isnt on your body?
YES!!!! XD lol...Im kidding...I get PISSED! XD
I dont...I dont want my man to do it either...I mean...bush is best! XD
I depends...lol...
A man see´s another man that has it shaved downstairs and gets the curage to ask him:
"Why on earth do you shave downstairs?"
The other man looks at this questioning face at the other and replies:
"It doesnt stand that often and sometimes not to much action is to be seen so why should the bastard have it cosy on that worthless parsley(worthless fittings) of fluff?"
Thats so funny! XD
still going
2. When is the last time you shaved your ass?
never
3. What were you doing this morning, having sex?
working
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
eating
6. What were you doing last night in your bathtub?
taking a bath?
7. Do you have any famous ancestors that are like you?
no
8. Have you ever burped while having sex?
no
9. Do you know all the words to the song my neck my back lick my pussy and my crack?
no
10. Where is your mom?
at her house
11. How many different beverages have you shoved up your ass?
none
12. What's one thing you wish to PUT in yourself?
nothing
13. Do you find yourself attractive?
not really, people says that I am...
14. Do you draw porn on the sand when you go to the beach?
no
15. What's the most painful experience you've had with a man?
... none...
16. What is outside your 'backdoor'?
nothing weird
17. Do you have any 'plans' for Friday?
work
18. How many siblings do you have?
a bro
19. Do you have a secret crush on a man's ass?
naw
20. Do you keep in touch with your body?
sometimes
21. Do you dislike any part right now?
no
22. Are you excited?
no
23. What is your favorite flavor of lube?
chocolate... grape... strawberry
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive and 'kickin'?
1 still alive with 90+ years
25. Describe your sex chain?
eh? no thanks
26. What kind of size do you drive for?
... dunno?
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a felcher?
ewwww
28. What kind of winter coat do you have?
I don't use
29. Are there sex songs that remind you of an ex?
no
30. Can you tie a cherry stem with your goochy?
lol
31. Name someone who farted during sex that made you laugh.
....
34. Who did you do last night?
my bf
6. Three words to explain why you last cried.
I was sad
7. What colors are your condoms?
I don't care
8. What was the last ticket you bought?
cinema?
9. Where do you keep your money on your body?
pants
10. What was the weather like down 'there'?
normal
11. Where did your last hug take place?
my room
12. Closest thing to you that has a 'head'?
eh?
13. Last person you fucked?
my bf
14. Are you very random?
sometimes
15. Do you want to cut your pubic hair?
nah
16. Are you over the age of 25?
almost
17. Do you talk alot?
sometimes
18. Do you watch porn.!?
sometimes
19. Does your screen name have an "xxx" in it?
no
20. Do you know anyone named Kelsey?
no
21. Do you make up your own words?
I try
22. Are you ticklish?
no
23. Are you typically a jealous person?
nah
24. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "V".
victor
25. Who's the last person to call you while you were trying to score?
I don't get calls really
26. Do you chew, spit or swallow?
depends of my mood
27. Do you have curly under hair?
eh?
28. Next nude beach you'll go to?
no thx
29. Where did you go yesterday?
work
30. What is something you say a lot?
... "no"
31. Have you seen any porn movies?
... like 3
32. Do you have to work tomorrow?
yep
33. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
my bf
34. What should you be doing right now?
work
35. Do you have a nickname?
not that I remember
36. Are you a heavy sleeper?
sometimes
37. What are you listening to?
kabba - la calle de las sirenas
38. What's the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
none...
40. Did you cry when cum isnt on your body?
I don't care
Isnt this survey messed up?
Hmmmm...lol...it makes me laugh! :]
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/238282/