have my dreams and aspirations been so clear to me. I want nothing more than to own and run a cafe called "The Meme Cafe". I mean, wouldn't it be great to serve people "Tro-lo-lo-lobster rolls" or "I Herd U Liek Mudkippers and Eggs". Would you care for a "Yes, U Can Haz Cheezburger" or how about the "tl;dr Appetizer Plate", featuring a far too lengthy description. Yes. This is my dream. How about a "Double Rainbow Cheeseburger"? Or a "What What in the Butt Burger"? "Figwit Salad", anyone? Want a "Boxxy Box" featuring a burger, "Do It, Faggot Fries" and a diet coke with mentos. If you've got some kids, why not offer them a "Little Fattie" with a "Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich Time", "Hey Applesauce" and a "Chocolate Rain Milk". How about a "This meal costs OVER 9000 Cents" meal, including one of everything on the menu, delivered and authenticated with an official certificate? And of course there would be themed days. We'd have our "It's Friday" we're we would offer such delight's as the "7 AM Special" which would be a bowl... filled with cereal and milk. We'd make people pick a seat, then tell them they can't have that one and make them sit next to someone they don't know, there for causing them to feel the anxiety Rebecca goes through whenever entering a vehicle. Once a month we'd have our "Chicken and Waffle Fries... FOR FREE" day, where every hour someone would win free Chicken stripes and waffle fries! On every night with a full moon, some luck bastard in the crowd would win a free "Three Wolf Moon" T-Shirt. The walls would be adorned with pictures of all these memes, and possibly even some of them signed. <3 I've wanted anything more...