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Where will you be?
Where ever whims take me, but I will be going to 2's Rant and the New England meets

Where are you staying?
The Omni

Who will you be with?
I'm crashing with , , and , however I'm part of a much larger party that spans 2 other rooms.

Do you do free art?
Sadly, I'm no artist. I'm a hobbist IT Admin. If my friends notebooks die at the con, I'm prepared.


Do you do trades?
See 'Do you do free art?'

Do you do commissions?
See 'Do you do free art?'

Do you have prints/CDs?
See 'Do you do free art?'

Do you do badges?
See 'Do you do free art?'

Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
See 'Do you do free art?'

What is your gender?
I AM A FEMALE WITH NO TITS AND NO VAGINA, JUST A PENIS AND SCROTUM.

How old are you?
I am 26. ^v^

Can I talk to you?
Sure! I don't mind. ^v^

Can I buy you a drink?
Anything BUT beer, I fucking hate beer ~v~

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I have a lover. Who is

Can I touch you?
Depends on the touch.... Some will get you a membership in the 'Floor is tasty' club, free of charge.

Can I touch your friends?
...Not a good idea. They maim people. >_>;; With face.

Can I hug you?
Sure, I'm a big guy. We love hugs, but please ask first if I don't know you.

How tall are you?
Around 6'5" with a meatier build.

Are you nice? Or do you think so (no personal references needed)?
I think I'm nice. Just remember: Treat people the way YOU want to be treated. Be an ass to me and I will be a bitch.

Are you friendly?
I'm friendly, but and I may get into a swearing contest... I plan to win.

How long are you going?
I will be there thursday to monday.

Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
No, just fuck no. I've no issues if you do it, I'm a firm believer in Natural Selection. Just don't do it near me.

Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
If I'm not doing anything, sure!

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
As long as my friends don't mind and you don't make an ass of yourself, I don't see a problem.

Can I talk to you?
Don't see why not, just remember I'm crass and blunt and swear a lot. If you're easily offended, let me know before I bumble into the landmine I don't know is there.

Can I give you stuff?
What kind of stuff? Free stuff? Sure.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Normally calling my name. I'll probably be wearing a random ThinkGeek shirt and camo cargo shorts with sunglasses and a green camo bandana.