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14 years ago
Where will you be?
Artist's Alley, unless my stock sells out. Then I will be running around at random v:
Where are you staying?
The OMNI
Who will you be with?
WHOEVER I WANNA BE V8< But nah, You'll likely see a group of
, 
, 
and me glued at the hips
Do you do free art?
Kinda sorta maybe? Don't expect a lot of it D:
Do you do trades?
Not at cons x:
Do you do commissions?
I will be taking commissions for Furrts at the con, that I will be taking home with me to work on and ship out later. Maybe jewelry too. Maybe.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
If I finish what i have in mind, I will have ONE general entry v:
What is your gender?
YES. Wait, I mean NO. Wait, no... MALE. That's the word v:
How old are you?
GET OFF MY LAWN D8<
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Yes. No. In that order.
Can I touch you?
$25 up front v¦ I MEAN NO. Unless we're buddies. Then hugs and shit like that are cool.
Can I touch your friends?
Why the hell is this my decision? Don't you know giving me this authority is DANGEROUS?!
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
Talk about? Uh... I guess if you WANT too. No doing them though. Unless it's hookah, cuz I'll be having that myself
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
You can try? I usually have spirit quests planned in advance though.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Unless the group of folks I'm with on this venture agree, then... likely not :< Sorry
Can I talk to you?
NO NEVER, CONS ARENT FOR SOCIALIZING yes talk to me you goobs I don't bite. Hard.
Can I give you stuff?
Define "stuff" e.O
Arrival and departure:
Thursday and Monday.
Mode of transportation:
ASS-RACING. Oh wait to the con? My neon that dreams of being Bumblebee
Major plans at the con:
Sell Furrts and have good times with friends. I also plan to ruin forever :3c And by ruin I mean vigorous tongue-in-ear action, oh yeah babeh ;O
Who will I be with:
I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS GOSH D8
Fursuit(s):
Plz no
Attending parties:
MAYBE
How best to find me:
Yell "FREE MONEY". If I'm in earshot you'll likely hear "ITS MINE D8<"
Drink:
Maybe some.
Smoke:
Hooooookaaaaaah
Hugs:
If you bathe regularly. And regularly means TWICE A DAY, not ONCE THE WHOLE WEEK.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I'll stick to a FEW, because i have yet to be "drunk" and never really plan on it.
Can I give you lots of money?
Yes x a million
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I... uh... I answered half of this TWO QUESTIONS UP. The other half of it... well.... let's stick to short friendly hugs <:3
How tall are you?
I can reach the Crispix
Are you nice?
I try to be, until I know you. Then I'm a jerk :3
Are you cliquey?
Not intentionally, but I do stick to people I know already, typically...
Can I stalk you?
if by "stalk" you mean "pay me to pretend you're stalking me" then... sure :D
Can I flirt with you?
if you do I'm likely to be all blushy and shit. Plus I'm taken, as said above v: Won't getcha far.
Can I skritch you?
Noes
Do you like parties?
Depends on the context of the party/number of people in the space. Cons make me claustrophobic
Are you throwing a party?
No. My room will be my fortress rape..... WAIT I MEAN SOLITUDE
If I see you, how should i get your attention?
Come say hi? I mean, that or yelling "Hey Dusty" usually work.
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
I can't dance for shit but if I'm AT a dance... you might as well try? XD
Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
Free food=YES PLEASE
Can I take a picture of ya?
Sure why not. I take pictures of people v:
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
Depends on the context and who's drawing it :3 But I do like arts <3
Wanna cuddle at the con?
STOP ASKING ME THIS
You like shinies?
*distracted by tin foil* what? o3o
Artist's Alley, unless my stock sells out. Then I will be running around at random v:
Where are you staying?
The OMNI
Who will you be with?
WHOEVER I WANNA BE V8< But nah, You'll likely see a group of
, 
, 
and me glued at the hipsDo you do free art?
Kinda sorta maybe? Don't expect a lot of it D:
Do you do trades?
Not at cons x:
Do you do commissions?
I will be taking commissions for Furrts at the con, that I will be taking home with me to work on and ship out later. Maybe jewelry too. Maybe.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
If I finish what i have in mind, I will have ONE general entry v:
What is your gender?
YES. Wait, I mean NO. Wait, no... MALE. That's the word v:
How old are you?
GET OFF MY LAWN D8<
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Yes. No. In that order.
Can I touch you?
$25 up front v¦ I MEAN NO. Unless we're buddies. Then hugs and shit like that are cool.
Can I touch your friends?
Why the hell is this my decision? Don't you know giving me this authority is DANGEROUS?!
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
Talk about? Uh... I guess if you WANT too. No doing them though. Unless it's hookah, cuz I'll be having that myself
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
You can try? I usually have spirit quests planned in advance though.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Unless the group of folks I'm with on this venture agree, then... likely not :< Sorry
Can I talk to you?
NO NEVER, CONS ARENT FOR SOCIALIZING yes talk to me you goobs I don't bite. Hard.
Can I give you stuff?
Define "stuff" e.O
Arrival and departure:
Thursday and Monday.
Mode of transportation:
ASS-RACING. Oh wait to the con? My neon that dreams of being Bumblebee
Major plans at the con:
Sell Furrts and have good times with friends. I also plan to ruin
forever :3c And by ruin I mean vigorous tongue-in-ear action, oh yeah babeh ;OWho will I be with:
I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS GOSH D8
Fursuit(s):
Plz no
Attending parties:
MAYBE
How best to find me:
Yell "FREE MONEY". If I'm in earshot you'll likely hear "ITS MINE D8<"
Drink:
Maybe some.
Smoke:
Hooooookaaaaaah
Hugs:
If you bathe regularly. And regularly means TWICE A DAY, not ONCE THE WHOLE WEEK.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I'll stick to a FEW, because i have yet to be "drunk" and never really plan on it.
Can I give you lots of money?
Yes x a million
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I... uh... I answered half of this TWO QUESTIONS UP. The other half of it... well.... let's stick to short friendly hugs <:3
How tall are you?
I can reach the Crispix
Are you nice?
I try to be, until I know you. Then I'm a jerk :3
Are you cliquey?
Not intentionally, but I do stick to people I know already, typically...
Can I stalk you?
if by "stalk" you mean "pay me to pretend you're stalking me" then... sure :D
Can I flirt with you?
if you do I'm likely to be all blushy and shit. Plus I'm taken, as said above v: Won't getcha far.
Can I skritch you?
Noes
Do you like parties?
Depends on the context of the party/number of people in the space. Cons make me claustrophobic
Are you throwing a party?
No. My room will be my fortress rape..... WAIT I MEAN SOLITUDE
If I see you, how should i get your attention?
Come say hi? I mean, that or yelling "Hey Dusty" usually work.
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
I can't dance for shit but if I'm AT a dance... you might as well try? XD
Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
Free food=YES PLEASE
Can I take a picture of ya?
Sure why not. I take pictures of people v:
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
Depends on the context and who's drawing it :3 But I do like arts <3
Wanna cuddle at the con?
STOP ASKING ME THIS
You like shinies?
*distracted by tin foil* what? o3o
That would be herpes & other STDs, yes.
Can random people give you STDs, that's the question! ;P
... unless it's those plushie microbes. Those are cute ;3;
Oh, wait, that was a private comment, wasn't it?
You still bringing the weed with you this year? Or did s/he back out V:<
I need to make it there but I wanna go to AC because I haven't done anything all summer and I neeeed to go and derp and go get drunk with someone. :V
THEY WILL COME WITH US NEXT YEAR
Or I'll kill their dog.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT DOGS BRO
obviously I need to drink more :v