...for approximately 18 hours between Thursday evening and Friday around noon before scuttling off to a bachelor party in Philadelphia. I know I will see at least 3 of my 12 watchers there. This is the perfect number of watchers to fit precisely in the allotted space! Look fur me if ya like, but know that if I get a badge it will likely bear the name of an alternative identity, namely __tt__ B__n__and I think most of the twelve of you know what I'm tal'n'bout. See you there?

I'd also like to take this time to point out

a) how goofy the standard "con attendee" meme is. CAN I TOUCH YOU?

b) how many people I watch have begrudgingly used the template and answered every question on it, regardless of how superfluous, while in the same post remarking on its goofiness

c) how easy it is to notify the world of your plans withOUT using it

BREAK THE CYCLE!! Slough off the chains of mediocrity, Amurrica, and embrace freeform con attendance notification!

And yes, you can touch me. Just don't touch my hat.