My fellow Pepsifurs, today I speak to you on a subject of grave and utmost importance.

It has come to our attention that an enemy to us has arisen. A Red Menace, bent on destroying who we are and all we stand for. He is an enemy of deceit, evil and ruthlessness. His very existence threatens our very own, and we cannot bear to tolerate such a situation.

I am of course, referring to the rise of  coca-colafurs, who have appeared out of nowhere, and are possibly the greatest threat we have ever faced.

Rest assured, ladies and gentleman. We will not stand for this. This is not the beginning of the end, but the end of the beginning. Such a rise of force can only be dealt with an even greater rise of force. As such, we will, in the name of all those who drink and enjoy Pepsi, make a Declaration of War against  coca-colafurs

We can expect to mobilise the entirety of our community to fight, as such there will be hardships and sacrifices, but all in the name of our security. Prepare yourselves Pepsifurs to lay down your arms and defend for what you stand for, both on the field and on the homefront. We must mobilise as quickly as we can, every and any advantage we can attain on the enemy may be the difference between victory and defeat.

We will admit, the enemy might be larger, stronger and have more resources at his disposal to wage war, but he does not have the determination, the tenacity, nor the resilience that we do, and this is where we will beat him, and secure ourselves from this threat.

We are now at war, and we not stop till this threat is vanquished. We shall fight, we shall stand, we shall go on to the end. We shall fight in the 7-11s, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the corner shops, we shall defend our Pepsi, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight to the last Pepsi can, til the end of the threat. Coca Cola, if you are reading this, we hereby declare war

This has been, and forever will be from, your Head Admin,  zearfox