If you were straight,
That would be ok!
I mean 'cause hey!
I's like you anyway.

Because you see,
if it were me,
I would feel free to say that I am straight.
(But I'm not straight)

If you weren't queer,
I'd still be here,
year after year,
because you're dear to me!

And I know that you,
would accept me too!
If I told you today:
"Hey, guess what, I'm straight!"
(But I'm not straight)

I'm happy just being with you!
So what should it matter to me
what you do in bed with girls!?
((Skittles! That's gross!))
(Yes it is...)

If you were straight,
I'd shout hooray!
And here I'd stay!
But I wouldn't get in your way.

You can count on me,
to always be,
beside you every day.
To tell you it's ok.
You were just born that way!
And as they say,
It's in your DNA!
You're straight!

If you were straight.



Based off "If you were gay" from Avenue Q