Now then, I've been thinking lately on the general lack of women/single women, in the fandom. Sure, there're plenty out there... but most of the time just not enough.

So... what's the reason for this I have to wonder? Well, I think I came upon a small realization that helps it all make sense! Strippers!

You see, by nature a furry has to be broken in some sort of mental manner to actually associate themselves as a furry. I mean, what kind of normal person would get such sheer pleasure out of staring at anthropomorophic characters? Sure you can just watch a cartoon, even a cartoon about animal people, but there's that extra little touched in the head that means you obsess about it! And thus, you're a furry.

So Congratulations my little friend, you're just a hop skip and a leap, a mere stone's throw, away from being classifiably insane. Some, in fact, have even gone that extra distance but STILL saunter about within the fandom. These people get more TV time. [Thank you MTV!]

But, where do strippers have their role in this you may ask. STFU! I'm getting there.

You see, strippers too are broken in some manner. Perhaps daddy didn't love them, or mommy never paid any attention to them, or maybe they just got raped or some other thing that makes them want to use their bodies to earn a living while preserving that little ounce of soul that keeps them from being complete whores. Well, anyhow, suffice to say when you have two competeing paths in life as which to go and one happens to pay better than the other... how many women are gonna take their tops off and get thrown large sums of money versus paying large sums of money to wear the equivalent of a bodysuit of shag carpeting?

It's not exactly like there are any prominently furry themed strip joints out there you know... though, if there were... WATCH THOSE WOMEN'S NUMBERS RISE!

So, if this's the case... why are there any women in the furry fandom at all? Why aren't there just strippers? D'uh... looks. Not every girl out there can be a stripper you know. And, okay, okay, okay... it isn't just looks... I mean, sometimes we get them before they can strip for a living. I mean, might as well pick up those little 14, 15 + year old cam whore girls while we can and show them that being naked isn't just about getting old, deprived men to rub one off in their honor. It's also about wearing a pair of cat ears so that those old men can go "murr" while they rub one off in your honor, violating themselves with a ceremonial butt-plug tail. [Enjoy THAT mental image y'all]

But, no, back to the original point... Ugly people... For lack of a damn about finding a better term, the women who are too unshapely, unsightly, or just unappealing enough to be strippers. Some of them can't help it mind you. I mean, there aren't just the fatty fatty fat fats. Some of them have that ugly thin, ungainly mop of withered hair, some of them just don't like bathing, others are just too flat chested and daddy couldn't afford a new set of larger boobs for their birthday. Who knows. But wit all the women out there in the fandom mostly looking like a lego charact, something out of Megablocks, or jaba the hut, it's no surprise that a lot of the guys have just resorted to turning themselves into women, or even convincing other guys to turn themselves into women. [If you really loved me, you'd have a vagina]

So, recruit young my good men! Recruit Young! Go out there, find the vulnerable young girls with broken hearts and wounded worlds. Find them before they become the strippers of tommorrow and show them that the furrydom, though it can't offer them as lucrative a stay, will at least keep them around long after their breasts start to sag, years after cellulite ruins their thighs, and perhaps for eternity. Hell, if somewhere along the way they decide they should have been born with a penis... THERE'RE MEN HERE WHO LIKE THAT TOO! Plus Lesbians!