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Why do they come to me to die??? D<
14 years ago
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I AM THE SEX GODDESS OF ALL COCKROACHES
They're not cockroaches, they're palmetto bugs...
They're not cockroaches, they're palmetto bugs...
They're not cockroaches, they're palmetto bugs...
Who the hell cares what they are?
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME WHO FINDS THEM? D<
We sprayed for bugs not too long ago, and the poison has done its job, BUT...
My parents only ever see dead ones. They think I'm CRAZY.
You would be crazy too if you were the a cockroach sex symbol... D<
WHAT AM I BABBLING ABOUT, YOU SAY???
So far They like to spy on me WHEN:
In the bathroom while I'm using the toilet
In the bathroom while I'm taking a bath
In my UNDERWEAR DRAWER *washed EVERYTHING I OWNED*
And TONIGHT. IN MY FUCKING BED. FFFFFFFFFFUUUU
LEAVE ME ALONG YOU DAMN PERVY BUGS!! D<
I AM GOING TO SLEEP WITH MY SHOES TONIGHT.
I WILL SQUASH YOU DEAD.
AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*explodes*
I can HEAR them... *skritch takataka skritch*
to the point where I can differentiate between them, mice, squirrels etc... XD
*cockroach sense is tingling?* XD
I know this isn't what you want to hear but I'm gonna do it anyway because I'm me and this is what I DO. Besides, everyone else is gonna agree with you.
*throws buggies at you*
Actually cockroaches are one of the only bugs I find intimidating in real life. In theory and in pictures and art I adore them. Stick them near me in real life and I kinda flip out. Just cuz they're SO FREAKIN FAST. But where I live doesnt HAVE cockroaches, so when I go places that DO they're kinda... a new, very large thing to me. X3 But if I spent more time around them, they would probably be as love to me as spiders.
Long explanation is long and I dont know why I'm giving it to you. ._.
If I saw 50 of them in a cage at a museum I would probably watch them and be happily fascinated.
But the ones I see in the wild, or rather, my parents' house... creep me out. XD
They ARE kinda weird to see around. Like... they are BIG BUGS. And QUICK SUCKERS. And DONT DIE and they GET IN EVERYTHING.
They are rather creepy.
BUT SO COOOLLLL depending on the sort of roach.
Yeah... These suckers:
http://selfstorages4sale.com/image/.....etto%20Bug.jpg
MAN it would SUCK if this is my super power in life... >w<
The enchantress of cockroaches... like the pied piper... >__o
Wait... what's your super power? We should trade. X3
I mean, yes they are annoying but it's not like I'm afraid of them.
At this point in the game it's just gotten amusing. :3
Except... in my bed. I had to change the sheets and I was TIRED. XD