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Bordom rant
14 years ago
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Hmm... I need to go on a rant so this might be REALLY scattered....
Have you ever sat there and actually read the rules in a school agenda? I FUCKING HAVE! I found SOOO many ways to get out of going to school its not funny! You know how teachers say to bring pencils and pens? FUCK THAT! I'm not getting busted for having a graffiti tool on my person! Hmm no alcohol? Well I found the GREATEST thing in the world... Night-quill... Thats right, it has the most beautiful lable in the world... 180proof! The other 10% is narcotics XD Now here is a doozy! Ever get told something you have on your person could be a bomb? Say you cell phone? I CAN MAKE EXPLOSIVES OUT OF A FUCKING ERASER AND BLEACH!!!! The school system should STFU about all these bull shit things, like baggy clothing oooohhh baggy clothing. They say you can't wear baggy clothing because you can hide a fucking shotgun in the leg... ARE YOU FUCKING PARANOID!!! I could do more damage with a shapened pencil, a few home made smoke granades and a slighshot! LIKE DA FUCK!!!!! Like really when you can make a clorine gas bomb in 7 minutes (Granted you have to piss) You should be on the top of your schools bomb squad list but guess what IM NOT!!! Like really people you have to figure out how to stop the true geniuses cause onbly idiots run into a school with a fucking gun -.- Even if I do run in with a gun guess fucking what... I OKNOW HOW TO MAKE FLASH AND SMOKE GRANADS!!!! I can find videos to teach me on youtube!!! Then therte are metal detectors... Those only work on large amounts of metal, so brass wire doesn't set it off... well neither does C4 but hey who cares right? I could throw together a resonably well made RPG out of C4, brass wire, a firework tube and a little rocket fuel (Lot's of help from the black market) that would go through a metal detector with ease so why are the school buying them? Like really? If you didn't learn something about how fucking STUPID the people making the rules in the school board are then there is something wrong -.- WAIT! Then theres the fucking drop out age! Now you can't drop out untill your 18 years old... DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID THAT IS!!! Now you have a shit tonne of 16 and 17 year olds who don't wanna be at school wasting tax payers money because they couldn' give a shit! Wanna know what I say? MAKE TYHE DROP OUT AGE 14! That will show those arrogant fuckers that they aren't as smart as they fucking thought -.-... Well I'm out of steam so peace :D Om nom nom nom
Have you ever sat there and actually read the rules in a school agenda? I FUCKING HAVE! I found SOOO many ways to get out of going to school its not funny! You know how teachers say to bring pencils and pens? FUCK THAT! I'm not getting busted for having a graffiti tool on my person! Hmm no alcohol? Well I found the GREATEST thing in the world... Night-quill... Thats right, it has the most beautiful lable in the world... 180proof! The other 10% is narcotics XD Now here is a doozy! Ever get told something you have on your person could be a bomb? Say you cell phone? I CAN MAKE EXPLOSIVES OUT OF A FUCKING ERASER AND BLEACH!!!! The school system should STFU about all these bull shit things, like baggy clothing oooohhh baggy clothing. They say you can't wear baggy clothing because you can hide a fucking shotgun in the leg... ARE YOU FUCKING PARANOID!!! I could do more damage with a shapened pencil, a few home made smoke granades and a slighshot! LIKE DA FUCK!!!!! Like really when you can make a clorine gas bomb in 7 minutes (Granted you have to piss) You should be on the top of your schools bomb squad list but guess what IM NOT!!! Like really people you have to figure out how to stop the true geniuses cause onbly idiots run into a school with a fucking gun -.- Even if I do run in with a gun guess fucking what... I OKNOW HOW TO MAKE FLASH AND SMOKE GRANADS!!!! I can find videos to teach me on youtube!!! Then therte are metal detectors... Those only work on large amounts of metal, so brass wire doesn't set it off... well neither does C4 but hey who cares right? I could throw together a resonably well made RPG out of C4, brass wire, a firework tube and a little rocket fuel (Lot's of help from the black market) that would go through a metal detector with ease so why are the school buying them? Like really? If you didn't learn something about how fucking STUPID the people making the rules in the school board are then there is something wrong -.- WAIT! Then theres the fucking drop out age! Now you can't drop out untill your 18 years old... DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID THAT IS!!! Now you have a shit tonne of 16 and 17 year olds who don't wanna be at school wasting tax payers money because they couldn' give a shit! Wanna know what I say? MAKE TYHE DROP OUT AGE 14! That will show those arrogant fuckers that they aren't as smart as they fucking thought -.-... Well I'm out of steam so peace :D Om nom nom nom
And my school doesn't have metal detectors, lol
And then there was the lockdown a few years ago >.< one of the drama students was bringing a few prop guns into the school...long rifles, made from wood and so obviously fake someone would have to be retarded to think they were real...but someone dropped their kid off, drove home, then reported that someone was taking guns into the school, resulting in like a three hour lockdown...the police failed so epically at establishing a perimeter that halfway through the lockdown a few students who had been out of the school walked in and didn't realize that there was a lockdown until they ran into cops...
Oh, and the vocals class kept going through the door between their class and the back of the theatre, so they could use to washrooms in the theatre's change rooms...despite the fact that there was a lockdown >.< fails all around for that one....thank god I wasn't at the school that day, lol
>sitting in school while he's typing
>on a furry website that is known to host pornography
But no, this is warrented, all be it a tad extreme. Some points atleast.